According to wikipedia they have electric propulsion driven by some gas and diesel generators due to “the high cost of nuclear power”. The biggest problem I see (other than pollution, but lets be real here, the military doesn’t give a flying fart about the environment if it means not being around to enjoy it) is that…

I’ll have you know that I launched several ICBM (Inter-cubical ballistic missiles) over a tweet that steve sent last week. I told that fucker to leave my lunch alone or there would be consequences.

.... The upside is no more president trump, the downside is president pence. How do we get re-annexed by great britain? is that still an option? Guys, I might be a .... *gasp* Royalist. My ancestors would be disappointed.

You can just hear the frustration in that Police Chief’s voice, like he can’t believe that he has to deal with this shit. I can’t imagine that she’s going to have a job if that guy has any say.

Great, now can you explain why a person who isn’t white by any definition other than “She could probably pass for white if no one asked tricky questions like ‘what’s your mother’s name?’” would be flashing a white power symbol? I agree that it’s not a particularly comfortable way to rest your hand, or at the very…

I don’t know, any time you have to preface something you’re about to do in front of a kid with “don’t tell your parents” I feel like it’s something you just shouldn’t do.

Come on.... you know you want to. You just wrote a post comparing your brownie obsession to jeffery dahmer, you can’t pretend that there’s some brownie moral high horse to get off.

No, this is totally a women are from venus, men are from mars style miscommunication.

You have no idea how worried I was that she had been re-abducted and secreted away in some basement somewhere for another 10 years. So glad she’s alive and well.

I just got a powerful urge to rent The 3 Ninjas and a Super Nintendo......

I always feel compelled to talk about my brother printer, which I bought in 2008 and just pulled out 2 months ago to print some forms. Worked like a charm even though the drivers warned that the ink drum probably needs replacing. I suppose that was reasonable, since I’m still on the ink drum that came with the…

I always feel compelled to talk about my brother printer, which I bought in 2008 and just pulled out 2 months ago to…

This is like one of those hollywood prop cars where a very cool fiber-glass body is stuck on a 1995 dodge neon. Sure, it looks nice from the outside, but the inside is all late nineties economy-class. Crack-pipe for sure.

Best guess? Probably an obscure reference to the fact that slaves were masters of malicious compliance and sandbagging as a way to fight against slavers, so he’s trying to suggest that everyone in the race is racing honestly because they’re not being actively enslaved. or something.

screw the electric dodge magnum, I want that Lamborghini Egoista in batmobile black.

When someone says something as blatantly false as “This alt-right white supremacist misogynists has all kinds of followers from deep conservatives to liberals”, we need to shut everything down while they back up their claims. “What basis do you have for thinking this man has the attention of democrats and liberals?…

Guys, stop trying to get everyone to buy an s-cargo. No one wants an s-cargo, no one is going to buy an s-cargo.

I mean, the small pocket size is really down to the fact that fashion demands that woman’s jeans get painted on, rather than stepped into like a man’s pants. Pockets are small because a superfluous bit of cloth that can’t be used anyways is just going to bunch and be uncomfortable. You get the exact same problem if…

The officer in the second video shouldn’t be an officer anymore. He just threatened to send a 13 year old to the hospital and that he was going to beat the shit out of him if he ever saw him again. What the actual fuck.

.... How many 64 year olds are buying a gallon of milk anyways? he got it right enough, depending on where you shop, but you might as well ask a jew how much bacon costs. I guarantee that he’s not buying a gallon of milk on the regular, even if he’s not doing his own shopping.

I’ve had a semi-decent cup of coffee on a jet blue flight (it was an early morning flight, so I felt like coffee was out), but its not really something I would recommend. and now that I know that the tap water is disgusting, I’ll never go for it again.