I mean, it’s not even that bad a flub, Obama getting Bin Laden was a pretty big deal, if he had followed it up with “affordable health care”, people probably would have thought he was just listing Obama’s notable moments/achievements. And he could have just straight up misread the clue.

I was thinking this sounded just about plausible when it was only about his stocks. Then I saw the tweets about short shorts and thigh-highs and realized that it’s the only reasonable explanation.

On Rizzoli & Isles, they have entire heterosexual relationships that occur completely off camera and are only obliquely referenced, while Jane and Maura are busy getting mud baths, raising random babies, and sleeping together. Jane’s mother even lives in Maura’s in-law suite, and it gets to the point where you have to…

I own these, the sound quality is good, I only have rare dropouts (mainly in front of my office building, which is a puzzle), and other than the fact that there’s some moisture guard thing that needs swabbing with alcohol on the regular, they’re pretty much the best things ever. They made sense for $160, they’re a no…

I own these, the sound quality is good, I only have rare dropouts (mainly in front of my office building, which is a…

I hate living in a world that’s so crazy you can’t tell when people are joking lol.

.... Natural resources of space? it’s a fucking void you numpty! there are no natural resources in space! And no one is stopping the united states from launching missions to places in space that do have things, ie mars. The “space force” is just the star wars program with a fancy new name and slightly more…

The most telling thing about this whole thing is that the yelp comments are from texas and california, its all just theater. And the nfl only started playing the anthem after 9/11, even the anthem is theater. This whole conversation is stupid.

This invariably led to what I recall as Surge binges, during which time my 11-year-old brother suddenly turned into a monstrous, sugar-fueled hybrid of the Hulk and Tony Hawk.

For the first time I understand how george got all those women in seinfeld. My god, at one point jason alexander was legitimately cool

What purpose does a traffic ticket serve if not to remind you to obey the speed limits? I don’t know about you, but if I got pulled over for doing 125 in a 65, I’m definitely not going to take off from the stop and race back up to 125. Plus he was going so fast that in the united states he probably wouldn’t be driving…

Yes, but it’s 33 speeding violations on one road. if you don’t know that there are speed cameras or what they look like, it would be very easy to trigger all of them and not know that you need to slow down. Is this a case of “accidentally on purpose” where the kid knew full well that he was breaking the speed limit?…

Look, I was up till 3 am playing video games because the rest of my day was filled with grown-up responsibilities, just let me hit the snooze button once or twice before I haul myself out of bed to sit at work for 8 hours.

If I’ve learned one thing, it’s that 4Chan isn’t nearly as cool as anyone thinks it is. Apparently it’s a bunch of hillbilly housewives in moomoos.

Really?? Intel drove a guy to my house who threatened my house plant in Life is Strange if I didn’t overclock and as much as I begged and pleaded I gave in. I just couldn’t do that to Lisa.

So does redeeming it on itunes grant you the 4k version everywhere? or just on iTunes? because while I still have an iTunes account, it’s useless to tie 4k movies to it if I can’t actually watch them anywhere.

I can’t stand the need to call this shit out, it always ends with a cancellation, it’s almost masochistic on the fan’s part.

The chicken and waffles flavor from a few years back was amazing and the fact that it’s gone for good makes me completely unexcited to try new limited flavors.

To the woman in the second post, a little insight on the need for immediacy. While I won’t excuse the rudeness, I find that once a match has been made one of two things happens immediately: either a conversation starts and you meet up relatively soon, or the match just languishes forever. I have since gotten off…

It’s like the intro to 500 Days of Summer where the narrator tells you that Joseph Gordon-Levitt based his entire life off of a misunderstanding of the ending of The Graduate, but for psychopaths.

All of his heroes are literally the worst pop culture can throw at you. Does anyone really want to be tyler durden? Did he even see the movie? That would like aspiring to be the fax machine from office space.