Hey, don’t hate on a company that can deliver a reasonably pizza-ish product anywhere in the nation in 30 minutes.

Okay, the cnn thing is nutty, but the “I talk with them and they smile, and the smile is ‘I can’t believe I got away with it’, that’s what it is” is batshit insane. He thinks these leaders are laughing at him so he’s playing hard ball because he’s not smart enough to know what bemusement looks like.

To be slightly fair, anyone who uses that much text in powerpoint is doing it wrong. Powerpoint is a visual aid to accompany a lecture, not an essay in slide format. 

If your daughter has sparkly bits, you should probably have a talk about where glitter is and isn’t acceptable

Okay, so Kim Kardashian is meeting with president Donald J Trump about prison reform? I’m confused, when does Ashton Kutcher come out and tell us we’ve all been punk’d? Is it during the next state of the union address?

....... how often do people just randomly pray before doing things? is this something people do a lot? Also, I like that the reason that the eagles got “uninvited” is because no one was going to show up. “Uninvited” sounds so much better than “no one will touch this administration with a 10 foot pole and we decided…

I’ve owned a brother laser printer for 10 years now, I’ve never changed the cartridge (turns out I don’t need to print that much), and I just recently had to dust it off to print off some document. It complained of a toner issue but printed just fine, I didn’t even have to try and find the proper driver. I’d buy…

I’ve owned a brother laser printer for 10 years now, I’ve never changed the cartridge (turns out I don’t need to…

I like to add easy things to my not to do list, so I can feel extra productive when I look back at all the things I didn’t do that day. Things like “invade poland”, “try every drug with a Jason Statham movie named after it”, and “learn how to properly spell Zooey Deschananle’s last name”. All major time sucks that…

I didn’t try these earbuds, but a few months ago I went crazy trying to find a decent pair of wireless earbuds. Best I found were Samsung’s gear iconx (2018), which offered a fair compromise between size of the earbuds and battery life (which is excellent), sound quality, and comfort. The only problems are the…

I didn’t try these earbuds, but a few months ago I went crazy trying to find a decent pair of wireless earbuds. Best…

My mistake, I thought that advocating for arming airline passengers with their own explosives to prevent terrorism, restricting emergency exits in dark and crowded clubs, and repealing earthquake building codes were all outlandish enough to make it clear. Especially the bomb one, how would that even work? “Give in to…

Even if google was tarring conservatives as nazis, shouldn’t they just switch to some other website? (Is jeeves still answering questions?) Isn’t that the fundamental tenant of the free market? Amazing how pro regulation the republicans get when its in their interest.

You’re insane, I was being facetious. Nightclubs should have good fire exits, you shouldn’t be allowed to walk on planes with bombs, and banks shouldn’t be allowed to keep gambling all of their money on the financial equivalent of the ponies. I was being serious about the building codes, how would you like a cheap…

When I was a little kid I went to visit my grandparent’s cottage on the coast and cut the heck out of my feet while clamming. Enter liquid bandage, the miracle that sealed my feet back together and let me completely ignore whatever happened on that mudflat for the rest of my trip. It’s the one and only time I’ve used…

If there’s one thing I know, its that regulations made in direct response to a major national catastrophe should be repealed immediately. Banks should be allowed to make complicated deals that no one understands, night clubs don’t need fire exits, and everyone knows that the only way to secure our airplanes is if…

Can you imagine if @iamsambee had made the same joke about Chelsea Clinton or the Obama daughters? ZERO chance @TBSNetwork would allow her disgusting show to continue.

I’m from Connecticut and somehow we have completely done away with the concept of registration stickers entirely. There isn’t one on my window (which made much more sense than the plate anyways) and there isn’t one on my plate. This is a $700 fix to a problem that my state fixed by realizing they didn’t need it in the…

Anyone else miss the internet from 10 years ago? This isn’t pure nostalgia, its just that the world was wide open and the internet was a new and interesting place which is now filled with fights to maintain that freedom and revelations that all your favorite celebrities are rapists. There doesn’t feel like there’s…

And it’s not like Call of Duty WWII doesn’t already let you customize your character as female in online multiplayer, this isn’t exactly a new thing. And you have a female playable character in the campaign of both COD WWII and Battlefield 1..... Personally I think we shouldn’t completely rewrite history to be more…

I like fiats! I also rooted for the androids in Ex Machina, so you might have a point.

The teacher who dared to ask Dash whether he believed it was right to disrespect the flag has profusely apologized to him—and to me. She is not white, but one doesn’t have to be to uphold white supremacy.