A couple of things: First, I’m pretty sure everyone gets horribly harassed in online video games, usually by 12 year olds with the vocabulary of homophobic sailors. Wanting to end harassment in video games is good, singling out one type of specific harassment is bad (and it definitely feels like they’re saying that…

Hey, the man clearly said that watching the scene in gravity where they are on the outside of the space station was like being in space. It clearly wins the “which one is most like space” movie award.

Honestly, the ant-man esque overlarge children’s toy aspect is really cool to me. Anyone can make a lego statue (ok, not anyone. If I tried to make one it would have all these bricks with the wrong color because I couldn’t find exactly what I needed in the color I wanted) This feels special, unique, like a more…

I read about this, one day stock people will replace us all. They already got my uncle, he looks more or less the same, but he spends all his time laughing at salad now. No one believes me, but you’ve got to spread the word!

I mean, the twitter post is probably not the best way to handle international diplomacy and what is probably a declaration of war, but his state department is non-existent so there was literally no hope for a better message.

“Poor girl” because she was targeted for harassment, not because she’s heavy or coming home with a load of cupcakes. And many people feel compelled to not waste food, there is a significant difference between fat-shaming and helping people make healthy food choices, and not offering to supersize their meal falls into…

I’d personally bring them to work or something, but it feels like a massive dose of sweets to be adding to.

I started off thinking that even if it was for revenge, she probably shouldn’t buy all the cupcakes because health, then I read what the shamers said and I was back on cupcake girl’s side, then I got to the part where they gave her free cookies and chocolate to go along with her 20 cupcakes and now I’m mad at the…

I was going to guess “crippling anxiety”, and I still think mine is the better answer.

This would be excellent if we weren’t both losers with only one friend.

During the campaign I couldn’t help but compare trump to hitler, not the guy who shot himself in a bunker while the allies closed in, the guy who was running for political office. Shockingly similar to trump.

On april first you should post that you’ve decided to switch to something else because april planks are dumb and annoying, and you’re really upset that the fake thinkgeek/google/tesla product isn’t actually real.

I remember reading a paper version of the onion back in 2010. I was in a random coffee shop in Virginia when I saw it and immediately had to read it. I know specifically that it was 2010 because there was a review for vampire weekend’s new album “Contra” in it, which I found very exciting.

This sounds like a “mistake” and not some kind of racist rant. It’s not in the song, but he didn’t stop singing and call someone an “n-word”, he flubbed the line with frankly a common lyric. The “n-word” is used so much in rap, its easy to see why he’d insert it if he was unsure of the line. I’ve done similar things…

Trump’s suits look like a moo-moo that someone styled to look like the top half of a suit jacket.

Moderators in trump debates needed to buzz in when an objective falsehood was uttered, aka all the time.

“Yes and” really applies to any conversation where you’re not trying to have an argument. Nothing shuts down a conversation faster than lack of reciprocation, its why your parents always yelled at you when you answered “good” to the question “how was school?” They were fishing for some elaboration about your day and…

I tried to encourage him to find the edge of the world, located in Antarctica, according to Flat-earthers, in the winter. he totally missed that I was trying to kill him off by getting him to wander around the south pole at the worst time of year. He has zero critical thinking skills, he’s basically reading off some…

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