The best part was when he, clearly pained, explained that it would be very hard to legislate against the AR-15 without also legislating against other semi-automatic rifles and the crowd erupted in cheers. He was like Ice-T working for the special crimes unit of the NYPD, completely baffled by the problem presented to…

There are totally people who think that liking rick and morty means they’re smart, or they’re like rick, or something. I think there’s even a facebook group for people who are “like rick”. Yea, there’s a bunch of people mocking it, but there’s totally a group who genuinely believe that.

I love that people actually believe this shit when the creative team behind it are a bunch of drunk asshole and Justin Roland!

Weeeeell, bringing the sauce back was a kind of genius marketing ploy by mcdonalds, capitalizing on a pop culture phenomenon they didn’t have to sink any money into. Their biggest mistake was stocking like 10 packets at a handful of locations and thinking that there couldn’t actually be that many people who were…

Probably wasn’t actually a samurai’s sword, but a katana or something that was made recently.

My best friend keeps talking about how she wants to carry her gun with her for protection and there’s all these horrible statistics where carrying a gun while being attacked turns out horribly for the gun owner, but she acts like it will save her life. Guns don’t save lives, they take lives.

They say that like teachers aren’t also sometimes unstable people who shouldn’t be carrying a gun in a school.

suggesting that gun-control laws might lead to the banning of “every semi-automatic rifle that’s sold in America”

The reporter at the end’s sense of utter defeat is insane. He just doesn’t know what to do with someone who won’t look past the end of their own nose.

Or just, like, a netflix app.

My old roommate was a trump supporter, but she also thought that men in vans were after her. So I basically feel vindicated in my belief that trump supporters are crazy.

Well other than the fact that their software is demonstrably awful in recent years, that their obsession with thinness of form over function results in worse products (macbook vs macbook air is a perfect example, but so is any iphone that is thinner than the previous generation with a worse or consistent battery life.…

Fat is not the enemy, sugar is. We need a complete reverse on how we look at foods and what consists of a “diet” food. Your burger isn’t killing you, but the bun and sauce maybe is.

donald trump’s golfing isn’t exercise, he rides a cart rather than walking any distance and swinging a golf club a couple of times over the course of a day isn’t exercise. he’s not even getting in a light walk when he golfs.

.... I want to go to there.

edit: “looks like me” is a reference to the who ever is designing the mary sue. Like literally inserting themselves into the story in an idealized way. Which, incidentally, is something my brother - as an adult - told me when coming up with his totally original “Blue Arrow” character.

Okay, why do people think that jesus wasn’t a middle-eastern guy? There’s no way he was lilly white (hell, the romans weren’t lilly white), but he wouldn’t have looked like an african bushman either. He was born in the middle east to middle eastern parents, an area of the world which has looked more or less consistent…

eh, there’s currently like 6 different xmen comics, so I don’t know how true that is. Also most of the major events of the past 10 years have had x-men influences or center specifically on the x-men. “Avengers vs X-men” is an obvious one but “Secret Wars” was kicked off by the death of Wolverine..

3 stars to me is met expectations, 4 would be like if I walked into a mcDonalds and it was especially nice looking and clean (like if I didn’t feel like I was in a mcdonalds). 5 stars would be a hamburger served by a robot butler who gave away free iPads.

Where do you live that walmart and dicks don’t sell guns?