I have the internet, I can find a new book to read on my kindle without getting out of my bed.

I don’t understand how this is an argument. jif is peanut butter, gif (as in gift) is an animated image format; just like the oxford comma this is all about clarity.

Yea, I’m not taking something that lives next to the toilet and mashing my entire face onto it. It might be acceptable in a pinch, but I’d suggest finding somewhere to buy that sort of paper, it can’t be that expensive.

Its terrible that you have to worry about this kind of violence in this day and age in the “greatest nation on earth”. I wish this sort of thing was easier to fix, but hate and intolerance have too much inertia to stop quickly. The only think I think we can take heart in is that there are more people who are accepting…

tl;dr: Coconut oil isn’t any worse for you than any other sorts of cooking oils you might have, and it might be a bit better.

I for one applaud the appointment of the single most qualified person in the trump administration. At least she has a background in some sort of planning, and oh my god, I just realized how low the bar is set....

I just read your ramen write-up, the savory melon piece, and now this. I am now famished and its 2am, and I’m seriously considering a midnight run to the 24-hour super wal-mart even though I know they don’t carry any produce worth a damn.

More followers means everything to trump. Thats what he’s all about, its why he’s already campaigning for 2020.

Eh, at least until they’re old enough to be trusted with an expensive device that allows them to access the internet at will. Like 14 is probably fine, but I’d stick to the cheaper models rather than the flagships.

Holy shit, I thought this was being over the top, but if anything they toned it down. He was legitimately upset there wasn’t an s&m sex scene.

Haha, I used to have those Sega 3d glasses, they were.... Interesting? Sorta like something out of the first Tron movie. Totally not worth it, and trying to look at the screen without them was hard on your eyes

Peanut butter, just add a few spoonfuls over the noodles after you add the seasoning and enjoy. Its life changing.

People always make such a big deal about Lyme disease, I’ve had it three times and I’m totally fine! I even got most of my facial muscle control back after it lead to bells palsy the last time.

You forgot taquitos, they’re amazing.

Look, its exclusionary, lets not be assholes because the shoe was on the other foot for like, all of human history. While it seems like it should be fair play, the people you’re excluding today probably never excluded women in their lives. Or, you know, at least some of them. Probably. And its worth saying that Gender…

That’s the thing, this isn’t a family photo, someone worked out where they should place all the world leaders to best represent where they stand in the pecking order. Trump’s place was in the front and center as leader of the united states of america and everyone knew that. All he had to do was politely tap on the…

...standardized kitchen counter heights are absolutely perfect for women who are 5' 7"

its pretty clear the flash player was throwing the first part of the fight. Whether or not the robin player was in on the game is another matter.

Change it back, or change “congressman” to “congressman Al Green”, because “a congressman” isn’t what you’re talking about, you’re talking about “the congressman who called for trump’s impeachment”. Sort of like how the matrix had the “woman in the red dress” and not “woman, in the red dress”. Or “the man without a…

The second comma isn’t needed either, and it is actually incorrect to include it.