Yea, but Kendall Jenner also thought that Fyre Fest was going to be great and that pepsi can end a protest movement successfully.

This is crazy ingenious but clearly there’s a need for graduation caps that work for bushy hair. How has this never been addressed? Did people just not graduate in the 80's?

The update seems to still be rolling out, at least it’s not live for me right now and it’s not up on apkmirror (latest is may 11)

on the one hand, I’m pretty sure tobacco can suppress your appetite. On the other, I love the logic that lucky strikes will soothe your throat because they’ve been made with toasted tobacco, and that the toasting process somehow purifies the tobacco because of the heat. It just completely misses out on the fact that…

Not necessarily. Sure, if you want to go on vacation to Disney world there are other ways to get there, but so many people travel because they have to. Maybe some part of your job requires fast transport across the country or across the sea. Maybe you need to travel to Europe for some sort of cancer study, or maybe…

I mean, sure, my generation spends a lot more time buying $5 coffees and whatnot, but the fact remains that we also have exponentially more college debt and real-estate has fast outpaced inflation. My grandfather was a teacher and while he was a hard worker with various side jobs and the sort of penny pinching mindset…

.... Sigh.... When can you get here?

... it’s not like you only buy one condom, you probably have a couple left over from your weekend purchase by the time Monday rolls around. I think the only real conclusion is that people hate running errands on Monday.

“smart-cookie”? I’d take your opinion more seriously if you weren’t stealing idioms from Trump, a man who called kim jong un a smart cookie.

..... this is oddly appropriate advice for your user name.

No one is pretending that they weren’t most interested in continuing slavery, but the main concern was that the federal government was no longer equally representative of the south. The fear of losing their slaves was simply the manifestation of that concern; the foundation of their confederacy was preserving states…

That’s a vast over-simplification of what happened. The south was indeed motivated in a large part by their desire to keep their slaves against a republican majority they felt was set on taking that right away, but the north wasn’t on some abolitionist quest to rid the south of their slaves. The union was mainly…

His word choices always bother me, “nasty” being one of the biggest offenders. It just makes him sound like lenny from of mice and men.

No it didn’t, the civil war was an issue over states rights. The south felt that the north had gained enough power to overrule their interests and decided to split and form the confederacy. Slavery was a component to what drove the south to leave the union, but it wasn’t the cause and it wasn’t why the union fought…

Instructions unclear, microwaved my car keys on “ham” setting. Now I’ve broken my microwave and I can’t drive to the store to pick up a new one!

But why democrats who voted for trump? like, whats the motivation there, is he just a trump fanboy or is he trying to work out what went wrong to compel these people to vote against party for a fascist cheeto? (hint: it had a lot to do with facebook news. you could have stopped this zuckerberg!)

Don’t squint your eyes? What if your eyes are, like, pre-squinted? Should I tape them open like when someone’s getting brainwashed in the movies?

Dan Rochkind used to date swimsuit models, but he’s happier now that he’s engaged to a merely beautiful woman, Carly Spindel

Somehow a product that consisted of teddy grahams you dunk in frosting failed in the US and is now only available in Canada. My favorite “foreign” treat is now officially the Dunk-a-roo.

Well, I mean, he has a point if you’re carrying on a conversation with a bunch of other people and leaving out your fiance, its pretty rude. At least keep him updated on what is going on.