Well, I mean, how long are your jeans going between washes? Because a lot of people get more than one wear out of their jeans before washing them, and I imagine if your jeans are clean enough to wear after 3 days, your legs are probably fine.

Developer options -> force close on long press back. No app can stand up to that!

But its easy to close an app on any system.

The best thing cash cab ever did was the cameo on 30 rock where Tracy Jordan slumdog millionaired his way to the hospital so he could arrive in time to see the birth of his daughter.

whenever I install one of these clever “hey, we’re going to force you to do something to make sure you actually wake up” apps, I always just end up force closing the app and going back to sleep. It turns out I become a very efficient problem solver when I’m half awake.

Within its rights, sure, but by making a national incident out of this they’ve accrued more bad publicity from this incident than any anonymous passengers (its not like they’re sitting in seats designated for representatives of the united airlines way of life) wearing leggings ever could. Plus they’re apparently…

Hillary is actually an god damn expert at telling selective truths (I don’t mean lying, I mean being very careful about what you will own up to). Hillary lied categorically for unknown reasons about her email server and the condition, nature, and purpose of that server. For example, she once claimed that there were no…

Hahaha, nope. I come from the promised land on the other side of New York City. Now excuse me while I go taunt peasants on the jersey shore from my private yacht.

What’s the one with a bunch of women behind the desk? Some of these are wildly obscure or specific.

Ironically, the oats that go into Cheerios are wind-pollinated, no bees required.

I like this approach, computers used to have a learning curve and kids who were exposed to them developed an interest early which was good. Smartphones have no learning curve and a baby would be much better off with a tactile learning toy.

I can see buying your kid a tablet that you can manage, in the same way that kids used to have gameboys, but a smartphone is a whole different step, and I don’t think kids should have ready access to the internet without some supervision.

my god, people are clearing 400k and living in one bedroom apartments? Is New Jersey that bad??? I mean, of course it is, but come on...

My big take away from this is that your 7 year old has a smart phone. It’s a whole different world these days.

.... Is that expensive for new york? I know I would be nuts to pay that for anything less than a palace where I live, but I know stuff gets wildly expensive in new york.

I prefer to dispose of my ssds terminator style: In a pit of molten metal at the local refinery, or, if I’m feeling fancy, at the nearest convenient active volcano. 

Look, I’m not saying don’t take pictures of yourself naked for private purposes, but if you take those photos and upload them to the internet, then its sort of on you. Like, it would totally be on the Louvre if the mona lisa was stolen because they left it sitting out on an ottoman in the lobby, instead of secured in…

that can’t be any good as a bow, don’t they have that springy bow shape to store all the energy of the draw?

Two major things about this: the “swaggering, fearless woman presidential candidate” isn’t unrealistic because those are masculine qualities, its just that “swaggering” is more usually associated with men because when women do it they call it “sass”. There is nothing people like more in a character then sass, and it…

As much as I dislike Spicer and firmly believe that the white house put pressure on staffers not to protest, I think Spicer’s meaning is clear: This should not be a thing we have to worry about anymore. Its certainly how I feel about it, its sort of horrific that this is remotely necessary in 2017. The idea that women…