If only he could have unveiled this on October 21, 2015. 

Audience members:

Part of me admires the brutality of it, the raw unedited and unrefined brutalism of it speaks to me.

However, the other part of me has eyes.

Ford sold about 900,000 F series last year. 5% would be more than Tesla could make.  

My whole life I’ve wanted car companies to make their concept cars but they never do and I always wondered why. Well the comments show why, because people are full of crap. People say they want a futuristic car or something out of bladerunner. They say they want something unique but at the end of the day they buy a…

The bed looks good. integrated cover, ramp on the tailgate.

Kept waiting to hear “Cybertruck” will premiere on NBC in Spring.  Of 1982.

It’s a good thing it comes with autopilot. Someone with your eyesight shouldn’t be driving.

That one glorious second when she thought it was all going to pay off and be worth it after all...only to realize that when you dance with the devil you don’t leave the floor until he’s ready.

Any time he relates someone else called him “sir” it’s a sure sign he’s making it up.

Any statin will lower even the worst cholesterol to 165. He takes a 40 mg (max dose) every day. So without it his cholesterol is probably 240. His last heart scan came back at 133 points. Anything over 100 is heart disease. 

Pretty sure his offspring and is adoring wife all have their own, personalized revisions to the will all prepared and ready for him to sign on his death bed just like Donnie did with his dear old dad.

Probably.

What if he died on the toilet while Russian hookers urinated on him?  Would he still be a right-wing martyr then?

At this point, I’ll take whatever I can get. Death, impeachment, prison, just falling down stairs until he breaks all his limbs...

Yeah. I remember my wife and I yelling at the tv trying to will her to turn around and go full three stooges on his ass. We both agreed it was a huge turning point in the election.

What the Democrats really need is someone willing to throw “civility” out the window and attack Fatso at his own scummy level. Annoy, irritate and enrage him with snappy insults and nasty comebacks until he snaps, that’s how to beat him. Remember when he was bizarrely stalking Clinton during that one debate? If she’d…

Does anyone else think that maybe he tells stories the way he does with quoting conversations so that he can remind us that people call him sir and convince us that Melania calls him darling? He so badly wants everyone to believe that he is worthy of respect and admiration that he will take any opportunity to make…

If Melania could open her eyes at all after her “kidney procedure”, I’m sure they would have lit up like a child’s on christmas when she thought Trump was circling the drain. We all share your disappointment, Mel

aw man so normal for your wife to not know if you had a heart attack or not and ask you about it after the fact. So chill and relatable and totally how a normal human beings would act/def happened. Like jesus christ he can’t even lie well