The last thing I’d ever do is microwave any frozen pizza-like food. Be it a hot pocket or actual Celeste Pizza for One. CPFO were staples of my junior high/high school years (back when they were at least an inch larger in diameter) so toaster ovening them is ingrained into my psyche at this point. Anyone that eats…

Wow I had never considered the original DiGiorno’s sauce a “sweet” sauce. It always came off spicier to me than, say, Freschetta’s original sauce. My ex-roommate and I would debate the merits of each as he was a a sweeter sauce guy.

Yeah I wanted to love the stuffed crust DiGiorno, but then once I bit into it and noticed how little flavor that cheese had, it just became a doughy crust.

12-pack?  Must have.

I’m still partial to Celeste and wish they had their full-size still on the market. The sauce...

swallows Jerry live and later regurgitates his soggy, mangled corpse

“Tell her you’ll spank her if she doesn’t do what you say!”

Ugh.  This analysis now has me swinging back-and-forth.

This feels like an issue that HQ had a couple of days ago. Various screen names were spamming the chat room with crazy character messages. We’d see “User123432 kicked from the game” over and over, yet that user name persisted. Finally admins came into the chat and completely disabled it for the duration of the game.

I’m confused. There’s no Elon?

I’m confused. There’s no Elon?

Did the female extras have to just squat there?

I don’t know if extras are given many union benefits, but agreed, it’s a cakewalk to go 3-5 hours without peeing.

Ha. My first thought as well. 

Ha. My first thought as well. 

Dammit..  I just got the Hot Toys Boba Fett as my guilty needless spend, now I’m gonna have to throw down for this, too.

Dammit..  I just got the Hot Toys Boba Fett as my guilty needless spend, now I’m gonna have to throw down for this,…

I had pretty much every line memorized.  I haven’t heard any joke from it in a couple of decades now, and am in no rush to.

Yeah, they pretty much did, at least going back as far as the 60s.

To say nothing of the deterioration of our reaction time.

with this vacation package from Apple Vacations

with this vacation package from Apple Vacations