Well, at least something is enormously long.. Hey-ooooo!!!

Could I win the Boston marathon if I got to ride my mountain bike? 

“Bryce is not going anywhere. I believe in this team.”

As an anti-Chargers So Caler I was giddy that the Browns, of all teams, beat the Chargers. Listening to SD sports radio was never so much fun.

He looks like he has low-grade CP.

I want to enjoy the deportation hearings, because surely a convicted criminal who is not a US citizen is going to be deported... right?

I will use smaller words. Wyoming is 100% coal.

It’s in there.

It’s in there.

Pretty much this.  And I know what PCB and MAME are and I’d still rather buy this instead.

Pretty much this.  And I know what PCB and MAME are and I’d still rather buy this instead.

The picture of the scale drawing of a “person” next to the cabinet at the link you provided is helpful. I’d want to play, but so would my kids. Maybe I’ll try a Galaga as a tester unit.

The picture of the scale drawing of a “person” next to the cabinet at the link you provided is helpful. I’d want to…

This is the correct take. “plainly prevent” has the most to do with the fan’s action and less to do with the fielder, as long as he was making a play of any kind in close proximity to the ball.   Except for Jose Canseco.

He’s actually not very good at it. His writing style is so recognizable that I figured out he’s Curt C Richerund who was trolling the Disqus forums quite easily. Considering his post counts here and on Disqus it does make one wonder how he has time for an actual full-time job... unless this is it.

He’s wrong or lying anyway.  Wyoming isn’t 100% coal.  He’s one of the people he accuses other enthusiastic supporters of being.  Just on the opposite side.

Wyoming is 100% coal.

Oh, Sarah Palin still lives in Alaska?

Wow.. and this one would require a lot of citations to back up. Sheesh. it’s almost as though Curt C Richerund folded up shop on Disqus and started peddling his own brand of “falsehoods” based right out of late 20th century statistics right here on Jalopnik!

With Musk=o it’s “Oh, go ahead and ship it... we’ll fix all the broken motors and jammed up door handles with a software update.”

You don’t have any evidence of any of this. 

Now I eat five bowls of ramen in half a minute and then sit around playing Solitaire Grand Harvest for two hours.