To me there’s a difference between corralling 16 rebounds through general attrition and, say, getting 3 or 4 extra in a game when the ball is obviously bouncing to 1 or 2 teammates uncontested and he steps in to nab it.

My wife makes great shredded chicken... so one day I had the bright idea to stuff some into a hot dog bun, then atop the opening of the bun, over the chicken and a generous helping of Stubb’s, two slices of swiss cheese next to each other, diagonal so they cover the entire opening of the bun and overlap each other. …

these reply-all blasts aren’t always completely terrible.

He must have been on-air at the time. I expect something from him.

There’d be more but they got laid off.

Oooh, burn. Inaccurate, but wow, you sure showed me.

They’ve switched to these:

Hopefully with less typos than your 5-word sentence contains.

It’s the offseason. Was it expected that this happened yesterday? Even if it happened end-of-season I still would expect it to be smoothed over enough by training camp that the Pats will move past this just fine.

WTF? That’s just someone forgot to put on the sauce before cheesing their pizza all up, and then made up for it by throwing it on after they took the first bite and realized their mistake.

I remember when Houston switched to the AL and many pundits were basically “yeah but they suck.” Some of my friends would sum it up as “another punching bag for the Halos.” My contention was always..”So? Bad teams can get good. Good teams can get bad.” And that’s where we are today. It’s all great that the…

3rd. Simmons counts as well

And here I thought the Large Hadron Collider would rip apart space-time, but instead it’s the Ohtani Collider.

I’m holding my breath while waiting for our U.S. President to tweet that this is exactly why he needs the power to unilaterally deport any criminal that isn’t a U.S. citizen. I’ll continue to hold my brrh....eat....hhhhhhh...

Wait wait.. there’s a coach named Andre Agassi, too? I wonder if he knows that there used to be a player with the same name.

They just flashed a stat-of-the-game on screen:

I’m fine with the Eagles. They’re a fun team (unless the Broncos suddenly get their heads out of their asses and contend again). I’m fine with your Sixers scenario too; Kobe turned me off to the NBA. I just hope the Angels don’t piss away the time they have left before Trout leaves.

Sadly - not for you perhaps - I fear that’s all too possible.