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Sloane Stephens Slump Sated, SoBe Success Soon!

Keep them from getting stale, yes. But also turn them into chip crumbs, too from jostling and piling on and what-not. So fresh chip crumbs. Yum.

We need Tony Gwynn narrating any Rickey story about Rickey.

What’s this got to do with Andy Richter?

Maybe Ohtani pitches as a mid-rotation guy (or worse) and hits as someone who can’t justify his plate appearances

About 25 seconds into the baseball season,

Don’t underestimate the Tebow effect on the Mets.

Oh shit.

Word is Stapp will release a follow-up in honor of the Philadelphia Superbowl win:

#BeeToo

It’s not bad! I’m not a sriracha guy but that sauce definitely has it’s time and place for me.

Like old, old bbq sauce? I think that really old KFC stuff might have been my first introduction to non-candy-sweet bbq sauce and it was heaven. I couldn’t get enough of it.

Wow that is a colossal example of missing the forest for the trees. All that needs to occur for it to not be “pointless”is statistically less death due to motor vehicles. That is the lone bar.

Hey, Jealous Steve.

Breit Bart,

And knowing is half the battle.

The man-bun remained unscathed. Whew!

They get milk??!