My disinterest in UFC is directly proportional to Dana White’s decreasing ability to push his bulbous melon through the neck-hole of his shirts.

Should have been an 8-0 vote.

I started with Elway since my bro went to school with him.

Do not draft crap like Timmah! Tebow! Yeah, I’m still bitter about his time here in Denver.

This explains Lane Kiffin’s “so long, suckers!” Tweet.

Casey Keenum. His parents were big fans of Casey Kasem. Noting the similarities in their surnames, when blessed with a baby boy, the Keenums availed themselves of the opportunity.

Nah, as opposed to 6 of his closest friends carrying him there.

Go record some fucking emergency three-hour podcast wrap-up of Once Bitten starring Lauren Hutton

Go record some fucking emergency three-hour podcast wrap-up of Once Bitten starring Lauren Hutton

Go record some fucking emergency three-hour podcast wrap-up of Once Bitten starring Lauren Hutton

+1 Miss Cleo reference

I stand corrected, Giselle. You’re right, your husband really can’t throw AND catch.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?

the penguin eerily scatting to Strangers in the Night?

Did you say shredded?

Breakfasts come and go....

“Some people (not you, but other dummies) have wrote that....”

Angels stadium erected an actual-size ball cap sized to fit Barry’s head in honor of 2002 World Series.

And this is the “drank four pots of coffee that day” area, and this is the “didn’t get a good night’s sleep but threw a 1-hitter while it was drizzling out” area.

For the so-called Resistance to not constantly be telling stories of the past to keep them alive reflects poorly on them as a resistance movement.