This explains Lane Kiffin’s “so long, suckers!” Tweet.

Casey Keenum. His parents were big fans of Casey Kasem. Noting the similarities in their surnames, when blessed with a baby boy, the Keenums availed themselves of the opportunity.

Nah, as opposed to 6 of his closest friends carrying him there.

Go record some fucking emergency three-hour podcast wrap-up of Once Bitten starring Lauren Hutton

Go record some fucking emergency three-hour podcast wrap-up of Once Bitten starring Lauren Hutton

Go record some fucking emergency three-hour podcast wrap-up of Once Bitten starring Lauren Hutton

+1 Miss Cleo reference

I stand corrected, Giselle. You’re right, your husband really can’t throw AND catch.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?

the penguin eerily scatting to Strangers in the Night?

Did you say shredded?

Breakfasts come and go....

“Some people (not you, but other dummies) have wrote that....”

Angels stadium erected an actual-size ball cap sized to fit Barry’s head in honor of 2002 World Series.

And this is the “drank four pots of coffee that day” area, and this is the “didn’t get a good night’s sleep but threw a 1-hitter while it was drizzling out” area.

For the so-called Resistance to not constantly be telling stories of the past to keep them alive reflects poorly on them as a resistance movement.

It’s hard to reconcile the Padme from The Clone Wars animated series with the Padme from the movies. She was a genuinely interesting part of The Clone Wars but by the time Revenge of the Sith came around she was just so terribly written (among others) that they nearly seem like different characters altogether, with…

I’m thinking I might take my girlfriend to see I, Tonya during the game 

You mean quickly allowing a TD, taking a knee for the kickoff, and leaving 0:55 on the clock before the half?

Denver fan here. Eagles = Darkest? Yeah I get the NE half.. just not the Eagles. What am I missing?