Is it bad that I read this in Heinz Doofenshmirtz’s voice?

That’s one realistic Hot Toys action figure!

I never, ever liked Kathy Griffin. In every thing I ever saw her in, from Seinfeld to her overly-augmented face on NYE, everyone she worked with seemed to react to her as though they were enduring her schtick. And yet I felt she was vilified *too* much for the stupid Trump thing.

I already assumed College Basketball was fixed. Ohhhhh, that “fixed,” not that “fixed.”

It’s gotta be more than a Sushi Girl gets, I imagine.

I still don’t see how McAdoo thought being an expert in basketball would translate successfully to football.

As an allusion to LOLJETS, shouldn’t the tag be LOLJINTS?

And it gets deeper because a pitcher like Strasburg- who comes off like a China doll already, even if that’s not true - could live up to any stereotypes of him by blowing the game with a “Seeeee? This’ll teach you little punks that think you know mold spores better than I do even though somehow th rest of my team is…

Isn’t every game “win or lose”? Sorry, low-hanging fruit.

I would too.

And why’d that Leaf driver leave *one* on?

Ha! Good thought, but Bobby Hebert can’t make it on Wednesdays. Bob Herbert, on the other hand...

clinging onto the hood like a geriatric T.J. Hooker

You can skip the trailers and just go see the movie, unspoiled. And then you can always go see it again if you decide to watch it spoiled.

Perfect.

This doesn’t hurt my argument, as I don’t think that The Usual Suspects is a very good movie.

You’ve probably seen it a dozen times. All but the first as spoiled as can be.

When our family has Brett Favre over for a dessert topped with caramel-not-caramel, we discuss the amusement of saying “demon” one way but “lemon” another, all while watching Mike Krzyzewski and Adrian Wojnarowski argue sherbet versus sorbet.... and yes, this happens on a Wednesday.

both some fan service and trying to steer additional eyeballs to the lower-rated sister show. 

I think that’s just it: “I took these photos.” They are mine