wait for someone to feed him or pet him or tug his dick.

So she checked the “No” box, eh? Harsh.

Better photo attribution please.

Jayfloaters? Oh wait, they’re dead.

“Sorry Coach. I lost it in the .... jersey?”

Is it just serendipity that the ad I just watched scrolling down to the comments said “Bruce Lee” in it?

“Nope, you’re still a hypocrite.”

“apparently drank it straight out of a 55 gallon drum”

You lost me at “catsup.”

Also, no mention of the week this happened and unhappened?

Dean Spanos can get a burning taint rash

..like tears in the rain.

If only there was some way that the person who videoed this could have allowed us to see more of what was happening ahead of, and behind, the road rager.

This is a really short Why Your Team Sucks: Chargers, Drew.

Woah! Easy with the Kardashian porn screencaps! NSFW! Oh wait...that’s food?

In fairness, SHough did only say “LA to build public transportation.” He/she didn’t say “well-run public transportation.”

I think you should pre-emptively start drinking in advance of seeing your copy of the chart.

she’d be like many spider species who eat the male

In other news, Bill Buckner and Donnie Moore are still waiting for their rings.

people who don’t realize their credit card(s) are about to be declined