In 932A.D., little did Patsy and a young Arthur, King of the Britons, know what they would inspire nearly 1,100 years later, A.D.

You just *think* its Miracle Whip... a miracle of a different kind, perhaps.

Dayum, is there no end to Fred Armisen’s range?

And how.

Damn... I need me some Bailey Quarters. I wonder if the show is streaming anywhere.

So the tax increase will be waived for locals that want to, say, treat their spouses to a weekend at The Linq or Cosmo? Not saying it would be a frequent occurrence compared to the number of tourists, but it is a factual misstatement to say that *only* tourists pay.

I was driving down Paradise Road (among other roads) in Vegas twice this past weekend. Man oh man the quality of the roads there puts pretty much any road I’ve driven over the last, say 12 months, to shame. But I’m sure there’s no way they could afford to take care of the roads there.

I’m a bit of an introvert (to my wife’s dismay), but I took a very unhealthily poor attitude to my birthday decades ago, so I too, have my birthdate hidden from facebook. Additonally, I don’t appreciate the implied “facebook reminded you to wish this person a happy birthday so you better do it lest you be the one…

What about “HBD” or even lazier... “hbd” ? Does that count? I’m a firm believer in using real, spelled-out words for a message that is intended to be meaningful in some larger way.

Touche on the ginsu. It slices, it dices...

In addition to being too short, a good, sharp steak knife also has no ridges, so cutting even a baguette with it essentially destroys the bread. You are spot-on, a good bread knife needs to be higher on the list.

Swiss Army:

Because those suggestions all make perfect sense but MLB goes the opposite way, maddeningly, instead.

This makes no logical sense. If nobody is saying it, that means Burneko had to make it up himself, which means not lazy. And it is semi-controversial, which means not weak. If he was just recycling some benign old take that everyone else was (you have to score more than your opponent to win!), that would suggest…

Just another crazy Conan bit.. that guy, I tell ya!

Tyus Edny

And with cycling, as they approach your location it’s “boom whizz shoom shoom shoom” and it’s over. They’re gone. Event done.

I just walk out of Famous Ray’s or wherever

So you’re saying he was just fattening himself up for Fat Tuesday?