I’m still trying to figure out why their bats weren’t even wrapped in barbed-wire. Do I have to wait until Spring to find out?

Oh so I inadvertently insulted your creativity then. #MYBAD

My god I hope that’s not an actual trending hashtag. That’s some shoddy marketing 101 BS there. It should be #CL3571NY!

Yeah that was rough.

Me either. Looks like Montgomery was warming up so hope Chapman is on a short leash.

Maddon went from Good Manager to Over Manager.

Well his last name is “Harvey.” He was just riffing off the idea of being half-himself, half-Joker so people would still know who the heck he was.

It’s nice to see the Make-a-Cretaceous Foundation still doing good work.

I hear, hear what you’re sayin’, Linds.

Yeah, Seeing the perfect examples of Lester not getting 8-inches off the plate, then suddenly getting them for a called 3rd strike in a perplexed batter, and then not getting it again when he cussed about it was just ugh-inducing.

Ha... exactly my thinking too. I saw the headline and thought “wow 5Gs gives us a buttload of fries, but I doubt that’ll be the winner... it’ll be ‘Uncle Cletus’s Myocardio..Myocard...HEARTATTACK Cafe’”

Honestly I didn’t find the uniforms to be too objectionable, but then again I find the two-tone helmets to be vomit-worthy, so that’s a low bar to clear.

F that team and F Michael Dean Perry.

Eesh, that’s a lotta forehead. (That’s what she said? Nahh..)

Shaka when the Rome fell.

Agreed. I’m a Denver fan but had no illusions about this season going into it. The Raiders could win the West, and maybe if the Steelers gel after Roethlisberger comes back, but it looks like it’s the Pats and then everyone else.

No, just you have the bad stench.

What’s with the serial killer in the background? Eesh I’m gonna see that in my daymares.

Ha! I almost screen-capped it myself. Hard to tell if he’s intentionally sitting next to an aging Mary Hart or if he’s placed there against-his-will.