Depends... what kind of pitch was it, who is that pitcher’s agent and/or is there a small-but-lucrative deal from Adidas on the table for him?

Mmmmmmm..... Colby cheese.

the game was suspended for 69 minutes

Oh.

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

Huh. Looks like he was paroled in late 2014.

What’s Ryan Leaf gotta do to get some love on this list?

Considering the 49ers recently sold PSLs for between $2,000 and $80,000 for their new stadium, and that Los Angeles is an even bigger, richer, and more football-starved 

Behold, the uncredited appearance as “Partygoer/Preppy Guy at Fight”, per the film’s wikipedia page. It surprised me too. What a Bratpack wannabe!

It’s a Curious Case, after such a loss he might feel he has No Way Out, feeling Less Than Zero, but really he’s Too Young to Die, so he should just head Across the Tracks to the Cool World; a River Runs Through It, in fact. He might find a True Romance with Twelve Monkeys in Kalifornia, even. But after Seven Years in…

But port-a-potties have funnels in them don't they? Oh dear god...

Holy F

It’s reckless reporting like this that makes me think John Ourand doesn’t wear his silly Blue Jays helmet anymore.

Imagine you’re a casino and just paid out millions of dollars in winnings to gamblers that had CMU covering or winning. 1 to 2 days go by and the official NCAA ruling comes down: call reversed. How are you going to get those horses back into the barn while paying out the new winners of the new outcome?

We’re misreading this whole thing: I think in this case, yes, Trent Dilfer and his wife are pro-child slavery. It’s like Kramer doing his “walk for AIDS.” So he’s pro-Aids?

The master?

I’ve never been a big Harlan guy, but man, he can take a drink out of my canteen any day.

Meet their new marketing and uniform consultant:

At first I thought you said “beer bombs” and I was all-in! But due to the comma in the middle, “meh” instead. I’m hoping it was a typo.

Hear, hear. Howard Griffith and Mike Alstott are smiling... if they can remember their own names.