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This is another one of these nonsense NYC restaurants that has like 30 seats in a space that should have 8 seats but everyone pretends that's just an acceptable experience. Oh it's so great to go out to dinner and sit right next to strangers because yeah it's just so much better than KFC and their champagne is really

"Yup...these are my overlords."

this is the first one to actually divorce itself from the league

Or, just don't wear any.

Why, imagine if he only looked at the score after the game ended? The fool might have been content with 25 points from Carson Palmer.

This just sounds....weird....but not totally racist. It seems he is mostly blaming the racist white ATL population ("This was just racist garbage"...mentioning that the perception of danger overwhelmed reality of attending a game...racial coding..) and some curious ways to express his feelings (his "balking" and

Barry, you're the Kenny Bania of suspensions. The 1-play, cancelled game still counts as a game.

Wes Welker was not the only bronco walking around the Kentucky Derby high on amphetamines.

Broken turnstile will fuck you right up. Break your damn hip.

You're a moron.

If, by "a Stephen A Smith situation," you mean "a male with a microphone making an ass of himself," then I agree.

They should have already adopted the DH in the NL, but this reluctance to change is also the same reason why baseball is becoming less and less popular.

They are probably going "Awesome! Now I don't need to get that bitch a gift!"

This bride is delusional if she thinks any of these friends give a shit in the first place.

Every chemist/brewer who reads this did a spit take (until inevitable fix).

Methyl alcohol is distinctly non-refreshing, unless you consider blindness and death refreshing. Ethyl alcohol is the happy kind.

1. Jerry Jones

Maybe you should stop dating beverages.

* Using a credit/debit card at a convenience store for purchases less than $10.

That's a black man in the US saying that Sam shouldn't have a chance because it wouldn't be smooth.