It was goddamn delicious to see the pickoff after McCarver had spent at least a minute bloviating about how foolish the Sox were for holding him on first. A nummy, nummy treat.

Yeah, down one game in the ALCS, time to be considering unloading players.

I know it's a better story to say "manage by gut," but an equally accurate phrase would be "your best hitters come to the plate the most often," and I'm not sure what's so Genius about that.

You're no fun at all and completely unimaginative, but you're right.

Asked for comment, Simmons muttered repeatedly, "Larry would be so proud of me. So proud. So proud...."

From the fact that we don't take money to write speeches for tyrants who lock their enemies in malaria-infested prisons.

Although this sounds morbid, I am really curious if he shot himself somewhere else besides the head to have his brain studied. Whatever the cause very sad.

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Damnit I can't believe I missed this contest.

"We went to a hospital in East Baltimore, a neighborhood where people largely drink malt liquor and cheap vodka, and found that ER patients also reflected these percentages."

Friday nights are "ideal"? So people have to miss Friday work to travel to your wedding? Friday weddings are the WORST. People shouldn't have to take a vacation day for your wedding.

Lasso: "How many countries are in this country?"

Leaving a 13%+ tip isn't great, but it's a misdemeanor, not a felony, in the world of bad tipping.

Oh my god, he gives an extra $5 and it goes into the tip share and everybody gets an extra 75 cents. There are better things to get upset about.

It's 13%. I mean, it's a little low but it's not like she was completely stiffed. I thought he was going to leave something like a dollar or tell her to keep the change. I've heard worse stories.