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I was just thinking the same thing about how we don't know what women are supposed to look like. I honestly looked at the picture, and aside from thinking she still looks amazing, I thought to myself, wow, imagine how I'd feel about my body if there were more pictures like that in magazines.

If fashion magazines published pictures like that one I might start buying them.

HER STOMACH LOOKS LIKE MINE!!!! HER THIGHS LOOK LIKE MINE!

This makes me insane! I'm a court appointed special advocate for kids in foster care and considering how LITTLE you have to do to keep your kids (um, not put their safety/health/life in danger), it's astounding to me how many people completely fail at it.

Ahem. It's actually spelled "Furguson."

omg, i am happy this is happening. Coach totally threw off the dynamic. There were just too many characters all of a sudden, too many plotlines and frankly, not enough Winston who is my fave character on the show. Lamorne Morris is amazing. Also, whatever happened to ferguson the cat? He seems to have disappeared?!

even if Bruce gender transitions, he'll still have had less work done than Kris.

I was celebrating my birthday at Spike Hill in Williamsburg a few years ago and Ed Westwick was there. Didn't interact with him directly, but a friend of his who was clearly very British was sort of hitting on my friend and me and insisting he was from Michigan, had no accent, what the hell were we talking about he

He wasn't even supposed to BE a Beatle, and I hope at least one person a day reminds him of that fact.

We have a winner. Shut it down.

You made good on your promise. Everything I read about him makes him sound like he was just delightful, and this just added to my respect for him.

I met John Ritter in a bar and he asked me to hold his beer. Then he immediately yelled, "BARTENDER! THIS KID IS GETTING DRUNK OVER HERE!!", which made everyone in the bar turn and look, and me blush like crazy (I was 11). Then he bought me a water... which, errm.. was free. Because water. Also because open bar..

Here's my favorite from when I was a kid:

Better late than never, and most definitely should've posted this story sooner but here it goes. I do promise this will make you smile.

I was working at a kid's bookstore when the DNC came to Boston, and a TON of celebs were in town for it, weirdly. I saw Larry King (no lie he was walking alone downtown, talking to himself), and one day at the bookstore a bunch of us workers were standing around, not being remotely helpful to any patrons, discussing

I had a strange encounter with Tom Waits. Is there any other kind?

But that woman sure chose her shitty boyfriend over her kids. All together now: "Fuck her."

As a child whose mother failed to protect her from abusive stepfathers/boyfriends, I say fuck her. Children are utterly defenseless and can't leave an abusive situation under their own power. This woman's kids didn't choose her shitty boyfriend.

Watching Idris get an uncontrollable tongue-erection in that episode, from accidentally using stiffy-spray as breath-spray, is one of the highlights of my life.