If you're doing this to your kid, odds are you've already failed as a parent anyway, and it's a long-term pattern.

so he has compulsive behavior that, by definition and your own admission, he cannot control, and you're feeling good about humiliating him for it?

So your parents were cruel to a brain damaged child? Wowww. I had brain damage last year and fuck, you woulda had to be an awful fuck to be cruel to me then.

If you treat your child like that, expect him to resent and loathe you and that is what you deserve you POS parent. If you 'break' your children, there is no fixing them.

Because it's all scripted. She doesn't really want to touch orphan kids.

Oh , and since Thanksgiving is coming, here is a new tradition , the Kardashian rump roast. :o)

She's just not that into you, Kim.

That sounds like a fun family game! What else did you come up with?

That's how I feel about singing along to "Blurred Lines." And yet...

Nickname of a hillbilly girl with a shitty mother.

she was given a tv show, literally for being the disgustingly self involved mother of a tiny train wreck. that vote of approval for her personality and lifestyle contributes directly to the same delusion that allows her to say "i put my kids first" while dating someone who raped one of her kids.

The Illuminati Space Time Continuum. It's a Good/GOOP thing.

SPOILERS.

Or, third option, I'm writing this from two months in the future.

I'm getting the popcorn for the next bitchy rich white girl move.

But she likes Blake Lively. It is not just because Goopy is younger. Goopy is just so easy to make fun of. I mean, look at that face! That is a face you wanna throw a drink at.

You are Martha Fucking Stewart. Why is Gwyneth Paltrow even showing up on your radar?

lesson 1 from Taylor on the Voice: auto tune is your best friend and your only spouse.