What the hell is this man doing

Two Jews go on a Reality show. And then they have...

Children, I graduated from high school in 1971! Ya shoulda seen me back in the day, in my purple velvet maxi coat with faux-fur trim and my waist-length braided hair with feathers. Janis Joplin was my style icon.

I was a pre-teen with a deep longing. But I did have yellow patent leather boots with that buckle. And I did perform “These Boots Are Made For Walking” in them. It was a Rosh Hashona 5732 highlight.

this makes me wonder what david bowie’s 15 year old groupie was wearing before they had sex

To be fair, I have always hated Leonardo diCaprio, he seems like an entitled spoiled fuck face.

I get it, she was TERRIBLE in AHS and didn’t really deserve the award. That being said, FUCK YOU LEONARDO diCAPRIO, you piece of shit. I hope when he is at the oscars AND LOOOOOOSES, someone turns around, points directly at him, and starts belly laughing.

I don’t care what KK does one way or the other, but wouldn’t it be a brilliant PR move for her to get Kanye to donate 1 million dollars to mothers living below the poverty line who get no paid maternity leave as a “push present”?

I wonder what it’s like for real money to be monopoly money to you. It just must be an entirely different sort of world and thinking.

I dont even know how that fucking works unless I’m doing something terribly wrong and it’ll make my life easier in some way if I DID know why we have the option to follow people?

also I just got a Twitter and I’m also not sure what to do now.

Now I know how my mom feels on the internet.

Sometimes my boobs are standing next to someone without my even knowing about it #OppProb

Everyday I thank God for my small boobs, as they allow me to stand next to whomever I please.

I read this stuff and hope for it.

Welp. Looks like I have to go fight all of Instagram. BRB.

Do you ever just read stuff like this and think “we as a species really deserve to be hit by a meteor”?

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

How did those two make a Prince Charles?

He looks about as much like Woody Allen as Prince Henry looks like Charles.

I'm feeling things looking at Ronan Farrow.

As a practicing oncologist, the statement “he begins by announcing that his cancer is down from ‘stage three to stage two’” is a huge red flag. Staging is done up-front at diagnosis and is never re-evaluated or changed during treatment. You can be cured or die from both stage II and III non-Hodgkins lymphoma, but your…