'OH MY GOD. BILLY? SWEETIE ARE YOU OKAY?'

Not only do they dash to his rescue, they usher him up the safer route, carefully steer him away from another potential fall, stop and check him, and then he turns around so that one of the adults (his mother?) can specifically check his wounded tush with her trunk.

some guy named William Tell... The theme was "apples."

IT'S VINTAGE, DARLING.

A surrealist piece by your Penguin truly, for illustrative purposes.

Hello Kitty is not a cat. She's a cartoon character. She is a little girl. She is a friend. But she is not a cat.

Shut up. Hello Kitty will be a cat in my heart forever and always.

I really think Angelina and Jen should do a movie together. Maybe a Thelma & Louise re-boot (with Brad Pitt in the same role as last time). That would make the universe explode.

Seems like child abuse, this challenge has gotten out of hand, just contribute to ALS Research. I'll bet most that are doing it has no idea what it's for.

she looks like a bubblegum

From the Michelle Duggar Nighttime Collection.

My friend Carol Buckley left Ringling Brothers with her elephant, Tarra, 35 years ago and founded The Elephant Sanctuary in Hohenwald Tn.

There is a special hell for people that abuse elephants...a special hell.

The elephant is so gentle, simply wanting to wake the dog. Amazing animals. I once saw a trainer abusing an elephant for a circus that was in town. I never, ever went to a circus again. I could tell what the elephant was feeling, and couldn't believe what I was seeing. Yes, I was a sensitive little Ogre. Fuck…

Already realizes her parents are awful people.

Ed Westwick is hot. That is all.

But the females also make a noise like a drunk She-Hulk being violently stabbed when they're in heat. I woke up to this noise once while living by myself in a cabin on the Shenandoah. Was pretty sure I was hearing a murder but was too terrified to get out of bed.

A slap here, a belt there, and a little bit of chest impaling in the end? Sounds like abuse.

Dibs on using that pipe to crack the father on the back of the head.