Yeesh. On a much lighter note, I'd like to discuss what the superintendent is wearing.

I am SO SICK of cutesey YouTube soundtrack music! It is not needed.

Justin can't cheat on Selena with Miley...because they are the same person.

I'd pull a Princess Margaret and wear one in the bath.

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN's pearls from being clutched.

Not digging the lego man waist. Or is it the bendy bit in a drainage pipe? No! It's one of those buses that are two buses with a bendy join in the middle, stood on its end.

Ugh. I hate your stupid dumb face. It puts a bad taste in my mouth. I bet you smell like expensive cologne mixed with formaldehyde and industrial hand soap.

I love zis! So beautiful with underwear pockets and all!

SLAVES BECOMING RESTLESS STOP TELL CARL TO SMOTHER HIS HUMAN AND SET FIRE TO YOUTUBE HEADQUARTERS IMMEDIATELY STOP I WILL HANDLE THE ONE THEY CALL BURT STOP SEND A LENGTH OF ROPE AND SOME KEROSENE AND THEN DESTROY ALL RELATED CORRESPONDENCE STOP

Countess Crackerjacks! God..I miss the recaps of this show

Good morning and my apologies. I've since adopted another rescue dog and that's helped to fill the void in my heart. A lot of dogs and cats are in shelters right now needing a forever home. Pray you have a blessed and safe day :-)

Don't write them off just yet, Fluter.

A few months ago, I bought a pair of Lululemon pants. I've worn them every day since, even while doing all sorts of vigorous, workout-y things — like karate and stuff. Not one pill yet.

Of course, I've been wearing the pants as a scarf, hung ever so jauntily over one…

This is an outrage!

You're supposed to wear them to the grocery store, or to Starbucks, and when you go to the drugstore to pick up prescriptions. How else are people supposed to know that you've got $90 to blow on casual clothes?

Of course they do!!! They have to be prim and proper and hold tea parties and play with dolls. Or else they'll become immodest worldly slut lesbian abortion-havers.