I think Brand is super witty, albeit a trifle manic, but every single time I see him, all I can think about is it looks like he needs to wash his hair more often.

THESE COMMENTS ARE BEYOND BRILL. I can't get enough of them. Y'all are awesome and now I need to pee.

all time fave comment. xo

Wish that wasn't a zoo and also wish the humans would STFU

One more reason (if anyone needs it) to stop using and abusing elephants for profit and entertainment. ANIMALS HAVE FEELINGS.

Apologies in advance, especially if I'm the ONLY one who made this mistake...I'm a really fast reader and the first time I read her name "Amal Alamuddin", my eyes did a double take on their own 'cos they thought they read "Anal". Anyone else? *crickets* Just me? No one? Seriously?

Apologies in advance, especially if I'm the ONLY one who made this mistake...I'm a really fast reader and the first time I read her name "Amal Alamuddin", my eyes did a double take on their own 'cos they thought they read "Anal". Anyone else? *crickets* Just me? No one? Seriously?

William Tell? Apples? Is LC way wittier than I've given her credit for? That would be SUBLIME.

HAHA hub has one too, now I can tell him he's just like Anna Wintour and he won't know what I'm referring to. SCORE!

yes, a legendary fur hag.

A few months ago, we were in Mexico at Pedritos beach so hub could have a surf adventure. Drove into a dirt parking lot. As we were taking our towels and board out of the car, a man approached. Wearing only a filthy pair of jeans and a HUGE MACHETE, he started talking in such fast Espanol that we couldn't understand…

Hello Kitty is my soul sister. Truth. http://wp.me/p2jjcu-2jp

Umm, but does it work? Asking for a friend...

So true. Miss him.

A long time ago, I worked at a rescue/rehab in San Diego area and spent a lot of time with a mountain lion (and a wolf named Hildy) The mountain lion was amazing and sweet and licked me with her tongue which felt like sandpaper. Now I agree that is a whole lot different when I go hiking in the mountains around San…

I'm sorry you were abused, but don't think it's OK to do it to your kids. Abuse is abuse, even if by foreigners.

Didn't I read or hear something about his stepmother got mad at him for not doing 4000 steps on the elliptical or stair master? That's a whole lotta cray.

It would be nice to be able to drive through Wyoming, Montana, Idaho without seeing the glorification of dead animals in every state. If I had a dime for every argument I got in with hunters our trip to Yellowstone, I'd be rich. Hey, people, STOP KILLING WOLVES. It's not a sport.

Well, I am - uh, you might say-um-ANALLY obsessed with germs and bacteria from public toilet seats. The 24hr fitness I go to is so disgustingly dirty, I try to hold it in until I get home, but if I can't, I use THREE toilet seat covers, remove about a foot of toilet paper that's hanging out and might be contaminated,…

SO Winnie!