I'm ashamed of Vogue, of Anna Wintour, and doubly ashamed of anyone who would purchase that particular copy. Yes, I'm a snob, whatev.

Yeah, they don't get to know what the future holds for them until they're 2.

Well then, that's enough for me, I stand corrected! Thanks for the info. Poor kids.

Hold on, it's online, right? How can anyone tell what gender you are? But wait, shopping? I'm going shopping.

I'd be the first one to vilify her for leaving her babies in the car, but in this case, she couldn't win no matter what she did. Poor mom. Poor kids. This doesn't seem to be abuse unless there's more we don't know.

Poor guy, more like OkStupid...why couldn't I have found anybody like that when I was still single?

Gorgeous yes, but I'm cracking myself up here, cos I started thinking I read it as "Vomity Fair" Geez, I'm killing myself here. Too many carbs today.

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Hitting is NOT OK. Not ever. Wait, let me punch YOU in the face a few times and see how you like that. People, stop bullying and terrifying your children and learn HOW to be good parents.

WTF is Chuck going to do?

yes, that's the real story. somethings going ON here.

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I got a weird one and it was B.I (before internet). When my son was about 4, my mom and I too him on a harbor cruise (in our harbor duh). I was married at the time but I remember a really nice guy who welcomed us aboard. Fast forward about 6 years later; I'm no longer married to my son's dad, but I have a parr time…

As one royal (Princess Rosebud) to another (Duchess Kate), I favor the look of the tiara as often as possible, except for, let's say, the gym. We (the royal "we", of course) feel that Kate's knees are her own biz. Butt out, Queen!

more like a vag pack LOL

I so miss Lawson.

My hub's a tugboat capt and goes through the canal a lot and I always ask him to stop and ask about the countess but he never does. wonder why? On another note, I have tried to be open and tolerant and very "disable" aware, but that leg freaks me out. FREAKS me out.

The Princess is slightly annoying because she pretends to be all boho instead of entitled and we KNOW that's not true, but anyone's better than the Countess of the Panama Canal.

I paid $80 — $80!!!!— for that dumbass logo on LL workout pants. Not only do they PILL (and I'm a size XS) but they offer up the nastiest CT for the world to see. The material is horrible. I feel like such an idiot giving in to they LL hype when my $25 Target stuff is so much better.

I've replied to some comments, but on the whole, just want to say you guys with the funny comments have totes made my day! Witty slut love to all!