Dear ButcherBaker

You honestly cannot be more of a snowflake than if you work for the Trump administration. She’s on TV, begging people to stop treating them poorly due to how poorly they behave. She was asked kindly to leave the restaurant, she wasn’t met with a “Get the fuck out of her you traitorous bitch”, it was “Please leave, we…

Isn’t it weird that when the Right starts accusing others their metaphors (“McCarthyism,” “witch hunts,” “Inquisition”) are things that were done by the conservative and religious?

You don’t get to cry McCarthyism when you’re the one defending the McCarthy. You can’t martyr yourself when you’re defending a human rights nightmare with advanced narcissistic personality disorder.

Spoiler alert: the nominee is not going to give a straight answer on Roe and that’s going to be good enough for her.

“Either you are for Trump or you are against him,” Dershowitz sobbed into his word processing program, “and that is all some people need to know to make judgments about you.”

I feel like I’m in the Twilight Zone when I read the various negative reactions to this film. Like, I genuinely do not understand how we saw the same film. 

Dershowitz has no moral center. He thinks the law is just a battle of wits between opposing attorneys. There is no right or wrong to him and it is all just a game.

A guy who has an ocular impairment that makes him see Trump as some sort of Adonis.

I....I don’t even understand the Thanksgiving one

I swear, Americans think anything located in Europe is “quaint”, even if it was built last year. Going to go to the US and talk about how charming and colonial all the highway on-ramps are.

I’d grab as many people from the party as I could, go to the next council meeting, sign up to comment, wait my turn, read the letter out loud and formally respond to it by having everyone laugh at the whole council for a solid 10-15 seconds.

The best part about the Nancy revival is that it’s not really a revival (the strip was still a daily when James took over from Gilchrist) but it still FEELS like one. Gilchrist never really got Nancy and turned the strip into an excuse to draw bad pinups and air weird baby boomer grievances about the dang kids and…

It started in the 1990's with Gingrich.  They were dedicated to stopping Clinton at all costs.

STOP BEING SO UNCIVIL OR THE NAZIS WILL JUST BE MORE NAZI!!!

Regardless of politics he will be just shy of his 79th birthday on inauguration day 2021. Can we please be done with these ancient white men?

It’s never the men’s responsibility not to suck, it’s always our fault and our problem to fix :-/

Fucking Susan Sarandon and everyone who agreed with her that Hillary was just too “terrible” to vote for and maybe Trump winning would be a “good thing” in the end can die in a goddamn fire.

Obama didn't put children in cages. Period. Obama didn't threaten to eliminate due process. Period.