“AHAH! Whose brain is the size of a walnut now, huh?!?”

Christmas only comes once a year.

I’m surprised he acknowledged it happened. I guess he had to get ahead of the story, lest his supporters start to question his trade war expertise. 

I like how the dinosaur looks mildly distressed. Like “Hey, um, hey excuse me, I AM standing here...”

All these straight white men with their hard-ons for disruption can go eat a bag of dicks. 

All that Jurassic World Evolution needs in this situation is a digital Jimmy Buffett carrying two margaritas running in the opposite direction.

Righteous outrage is a type of armor. Anyone who calls out Trump and his henchmen out on their inhuman fascism is doing the right thing. These are terrible times for our country and everyone has to ask themselves are you for Trump and his evil or will you oppose it? Standing on the sidelines is not enough with so much…

Yeah, but at least he’s consistent

President Obama said that North Korea was our biggest and most dangerous problem. No longer - sleep well tonight!

The bigger question is... why in God’s name is anyone willing to fuck Rudy Giuliani? Not enough money in the world.

You forgot his best movie, In Bruges

Fucking lazy millennials.

I wouldn’t even fully count on 2020, it’s devastatingly eye-opening that so many people in this country seem to not only be OK with this administration, but fully behind all the cruel, evil shit they do.

When people tell you both parties are the same, you show them a picture of Betsy DeVos. Well, first you slap them as hard as you can and then you show them.

Given all of all of this, why is Trump so happy?

Can someone tell me how Valerie Jarrett came onto Barr’s radar? Is she a consistent target for the rabid right like Soros or the Clintons? Or was there something recently that attached her to some other piece of news? Searching for her name gives page after page of Rosanne stories.

You play the part so well. Always amazed how many readers you get to buy your horseshit. Let’s see if some of them still fall for it on a post that’s literally about people like you, whether you’re paid for it or not.

So, a joke about turning lies into eyeshadow is a disgusting insult to “a wife and mother” but making racist comparisons and repeating anti-semitic conspiracy theories is just raunchy fun? Just trying to keep up with where conservatives have the line drawn today...

I will never forget or forgive the people that elected this baboon’s ass.

It’s the tried-and-true republican tactic of purposefully misunderstanding liberal talking points in order to paint liberals as inconsistent and/or hypocritical. Tucker may be dumb as pond scum, but he knows exactly what he’s doing, here.