“AHAH! Whose brain is the size of a walnut now, huh?!?”

Christmas only comes once a year.

I’m surprised he acknowledged it happened. I guess he had to get ahead of the story, lest his supporters start to question his trade war expertise. 

I like how the dinosaur looks mildly distressed. Like “Hey, um, hey excuse me, I AM standing here...”

All these straight white men with their hard-ons for disruption can go eat a bag of dicks. 

All that Jurassic World Evolution needs in this situation is a digital Jimmy Buffett carrying two margaritas running in the opposite direction.

The debt is a product of the Democrats. The biggest cost to the us economy is social services. More than half of the debt came from Obama tossing money around to “stimulate” the economy while fixing none of the underlying problems.

Scott Pruitt reminds of a Captain Planet villain. They pollute/do bad things for the sake of doing bad things, not for any other benefit. “I am going to move this toxic dump from this remote location to the middle of this nature preserve. muahahahaha”

...four GOP senators who have publicly doubted or denied the consensus on climate change—Ted Cruz, Rand Paul, James Lankford, and James Inhofe...

“So they are willing to spend days chasing the resistance when all the First Order had to do is jump a few ships slightly ahead of them and wipe them out.”

Yeah, but SHE’S A GIRL.

What? That Rain made a movie with complicated characters but some people just wanted wish fulfillment cardboard characters that do exactly what you expect them to?

Edit: From their site’s summary

Righteous outrage is a type of armor. Anyone who calls out Trump and his henchmen out on their inhuman fascism is doing the right thing. These are terrible times for our country and everyone has to ask themselves are you for Trump and his evil or will you oppose it? Standing on the sidelines is not enough with so much…

Kurtzmann is the mastermind behind the Mummy, Star Trek Into Darkness and Transformers 2.

Yeah, but at least he’s consistent

President Obama said that North Korea was our biggest and most dangerous problem. No longer - sleep well tonight!

The bigger question is... why in God’s name is anyone willing to fuck Rudy Giuliani? Not enough money in the world.

You forgot his best movie, In Bruges

Fucking lazy millennials.