enceldus2000
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enceldus2000

I wouldn’t even fully count on 2020, it’s devastatingly eye-opening that so many people in this country seem to not only be OK with this administration, but fully behind all the cruel, evil shit they do.

Honestly, after seeing that, I’m more impressed with the camera operator. Remember how they said Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backward and in high heels? This guy had to do everything Cruise did, but backward and wearing a heavy camera rig on top of his head, and he had to keep Cruise in the

When people tell you both parties are the same, you show them a picture of Betsy DeVos. Well, first you slap them as hard as you can and then you show them.

Given all of all of this, why is Trump so happy?

Can someone tell me how Valerie Jarrett came onto Barr’s radar? Is she a consistent target for the rabid right like Soros or the Clintons? Or was there something recently that attached her to some other piece of news? Searching for her name gives page after page of Rosanne stories.

You play the part so well. Always amazed how many readers you get to buy your horseshit. Let’s see if some of them still fall for it on a post that’s literally about people like you, whether you’re paid for it or not.

So, a joke about turning lies into eyeshadow is a disgusting insult to “a wife and mother” but making racist comparisons and repeating anti-semitic conspiracy theories is just raunchy fun? Just trying to keep up with where conservatives have the line drawn today...

I thought of that too but knowing Maeve and Sizmore’s dynamic she would have told him to fuck off. So in my headcanon he was like she’ll have to learn this the hard way.

I will never forget or forgive the people that elected this baboon’s ass.

Just remember commenters, when you are referring to the crazy, delusional despot be specific as to which one.

It’s the tried-and-true republican tactic of purposefully misunderstanding liberal talking points in order to paint liberals as inconsistent and/or hypocritical. Tucker may be dumb as pond scum, but he knows exactly what he’s doing, here.

At what point does his complete inability to fulfil his oath to uphold the Constitution of the United States actually become an issue?

No, Mike Pence. Today, EVERYONE is Losing.

No no no! I want immediate gratification now!

ABANDON HIS PUBLIC?

If they build a wall, they better make the volcano pay for it.

Grammar is elitist, goldplated toilets are not

I am so irate by all of this. “He’s staying in touch with his idiot base by being an even bigger idiot” is so mind boggling I just...

They’ll imprison their closest family members to pay for their crimes.

In a morbid turn of events, some victims have been charged posthumously under the new “Blue Lives Matter” provisions for “Making the Police Look Bad and Feel Bad.”