The cognitive dissonance is amazing.

What a goddamned puppet. This man has no conviction about anything he does or says, and is swayed by anyone and anything that is in his immediate vicinity. That he is letting himself be influenced by third parties whose expressed intent is to perpetuate conspiracy theories and bigotry, and to destroy the federal…

I stopped reading his tweets a few weeks ago for my mental health, but his face... his stupid fucking goddamn face. Can we do something about that?

The “IMAGINE IF OBAMA DID THAT” thing is played out, so apologies in advance, but this whole North Korea thing is a whole nother level. If Obama agreed to a meeting with Kim (a major concession), conservatives would flip out. And releasing a coin like this? They’d start a civil war.

Holy shit are you insufferable. It’s a fucking joke, not poisoning anything.

Hillary Clinton really needs to take out a restraining order against you.

Another day and another instance where I’m reminded that the “president” is nothing more than a walking-talking collection of Fox news, Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh and the embodiment of general Murican’ redneckery all rolled into one.

Please take your colonies back. We recognize the errors of our ways and apologize.

“It has nothing to do with [racial profiling],” he responds. “It’s the fact that it has to do with [defines racial profiling].”

No Ollie, you’re a convicted felon, an arms smuggler, a terrorist fundraiser and a complete turd.

“Overprescribing of ADD drugs” and “violent video games/movies/TV shows.”

Imagine being that soulless.

The talking point I’ve seen being tested out so far is “It was a shotgun and a handgun, not an ‘assault rifle’, so the so-called commonsense regulations being proposed wouldn’t even have stopped this!” (as if that wasn’t just justification for even stronger gun control)

It reminds me of all the post-election talk about how Trump-supporters are ‘victims’ of liberal bullying and how Trump’s win is the fault of uppity PC aggressive women/poc/gays being too rough with them, #NotAllTrumpSupporters, etc. The story is never about them taking accountability.

I see the NRA has crisis actors ready to deploy.

I’ve been told repeatedly that Republicans aren’t homophobic, transphobic, misogynistic, etc., and yet their candidates for high office repeatedly demonstrate that they are certainly comfortable with all of those things.

Okay, name a Democratic President as bad as Trump.

Guys, I think this fact robot might be broken

“That’s a little disturbing to hear constantly beaten into our heads in a Science Committee meeting, when basically we should all be open to different points of view.”

Both sides are bad as the other! Democrats are as bad as Republicans! Get more Republicans in office, that won’t be as bad as the democrats in now!