“Here Lies Donald Trump. The stress of obstructing justice over his collusion with a foreign government and trying to suppress the stories of his affairs with porn stars killed him. May he rot in hell.”

If Trump was lying about being a Germaphobe then what else is he lying about?

One person gets killed by a self driving car and people like Ducey go apeshit about needing better regulations.

Maybe autonomous vehicles would be acceptable as is in Arizona if they were required to be armed?

Here’s the thing- anyone who’s opinion flips on whether or not Trump is a good president (GOD, I still CAN’T BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED) is only changing based on whether or not things are better for them, PERSONALLY. And that’s despicable. “Oh, hate crimes are on the rise, the country is more divided than it has been in…

Wake me up when they introduce Pokemon trading and/or local Pokemon battles between friends (not gyms).

You shouldn’t try to have an honest conversation with someone who starts the discussion with that tired “religion of peace” bullshit, it’s like trying to have a serious discussion with someone who rants about “Crooked Hillary”, you’re never gonna get through to them no matter what you say.

Can you even fathom the epic shitstorm coming from the Republican party if a porn star went on 60 Minutes and said she slept with Obama a few months after Michele gave birth to Sasha? There would be so many rage strokes and Fox News would be 24/7 covering with every religious leader in the country.

Trump is just some guy.

You know, I think I speak for more than a few when I say I am really sick of listening to the ignorant abrasive sounds these vile, corrupt pieces of garbage emit. Hegseth, all the other Fox mouthpieces — to say nothing of people like LaPierre —need a little Joe Pesci comeuppance.

I was thinking the same thing. WTF. This is why I can’t even watch this shit to see what the other side is saying. My head might explode if I did.

“They shouldn’t be giving me lessons on the Second Amendment. They should be in civics class.”

How DARE those violent, radical kids (NRA’s new description for the marchers) tell people that they will work against candidates that don’t conform to their wishes? That’s the NRA’s tactic and those snots shouldn’t be able to use it!

Still would have been hot garbage.

If you’re spending that kind of money, why not spend it on mannequins that all suddenly turn their heads to look when someone trips a laser sensor. Extra points if you can get them to track the person’s movements on his way to the door and start vibrating when he turns back.

If Uber was behind this narrative they would be looking blame the victim.

Yep. No one who voted for that gratuitous corporate handout gets to complain about spending or deficits ever again. Go ahead and fuck off with that noise.

“Will I sign it? Maybe I will but, then again, maybe I won’t. Tune in next week at 9:00, 8:00 Central, to find out! In the meantime, I’m off to Mar-A-Lago to win at golf. #MAGA #NOCOLLUSION #STABLEGENIUS”

Rhetorically, it was already thunked.

The spending levels without any offsets are grotesque