“Even I’m not crazy enough to - STAY BACK!!! - take a case this full of shit!”

He might be pitiful, but there’s a pretty good chance we’re going to miss his understated incompetence when Pompeo and his hawkish dishonesty takes over. Pompeo will distort reality for Trump with gusto, and Tillerson wouldn’t.

Somebody better tell him cloaking devices vere banned by the Treaty of Algeron.

Most Americans can’t drive stick. It seemed more of a two Americans in Europe joke to me.

For the life of me, I cannot understand why this place is so overrun with troll accounts. They must be getting paid, right? People don’t get mentally damaged enough to do this for amusement, so they?

The idea of the NRA accusing people of coarsening the public discourse is pretty funny. Have they watched their own ads?

What’s weird is that the media actually WAS willing to give a one of the kids who disagreed with Hogg a platform, but his shitead father insisted that instead of making a short statement and asking a single question like all the other kids, his special snowflake of a son needed to be able to give a lengthy speech,…

The NRA doesn’t exploit children’s trauma to push their agenda?

Since when?

As for the requirement that unlicensed facilities disclose that information to clients, crisis clinics argued that such a disclosure is an excessive burden.

Must be a dog person... or a racist.

As we watched Fox News (I could actually stomach it then), I remember fruitlessly trying to convince my dumb Republican friend that it was an awful idea and it was going to turn into our generation’s Vietnam. Let no one ever tell you “Oh we were so fooled back then!” It was always an obviously bad move based on…

Why would anyone ever sleep with Don Jr???

Yeah how DARE she send a couple champagne for their wedding day?! What a monster.

“the Jews do not, in fact, control the weather.”

As someone who has never rigged an election myself, yes, I have full moral standing to criticize them.

You gonna look at the ballot stuffing and still wonder if their elections are legitimate? We all know the crimes of the us, plenty of us went to college, so why can’t we just have the standard that election dickery is wrong, no matter what?

yes, precisely :)

YES! Thank you.

Nothing says you’re innocent like constantly trying to meddle in the investigation into whether or not you’re innocent.

How do I reach these keeeeeeeds?