Ash’s Poipole is the 50th Pokémon he has caught.

“Even I’m not crazy enough to - STAY BACK!!! - take a case this full of shit!”

He might be pitiful, but there’s a pretty good chance we’re going to miss his understated incompetence when Pompeo and his hawkish dishonesty takes over. Pompeo will distort reality for Trump with gusto, and Tillerson wouldn’t.

For every single goddamn person who brings this up...I want for them to (at least once in their life) be running from something massive that is falling towards them....and apparently be FUCKING SIMULTANEOUSLY and OMNIPOTENTLY ABOVE THEMSELVES to perfectly sort out (in seconds) which way to zag to get out from under…

Somebody better tell him cloaking devices vere banned by the Treaty of Algeron.

YOU MONSTER

Or how about he gets written off somehow and new characters take his place? We really don’t need Capt. America and Iron Man headlining the MCU forever. I like the idea of Steve getting aged-up and gracefully taking a backseat for future operations.

If we go by the characters, I would prefer Falcon inheriting the shield, instead of Bucky. Story wise, this is the option with the most interesting possibilities. Sam Wilson is a modern military man, in contrast with Barnes who, like Rogers, is a soldier form a past time. This brings a different viewpoint to this Cap.…

Most Americans can’t drive stick. It seemed more of a two Americans in Europe joke to me.

For the life of me, I cannot understand why this place is so overrun with troll accounts. They must be getting paid, right? People don’t get mentally damaged enough to do this for amusement, so they?

The idea of the NRA accusing people of coarsening the public discourse is pretty funny. Have they watched their own ads?

What’s weird is that the media actually WAS willing to give a one of the kids who disagreed with Hogg a platform, but his shitead father insisted that instead of making a short statement and asking a single question like all the other kids, his special snowflake of a son needed to be able to give a lengthy speech,…

The NRA doesn’t exploit children’s trauma to push their agenda?

Since when?

As for the requirement that unlicensed facilities disclose that information to clients, crisis clinics argued that such a disclosure is an excessive burden.

Must be a dog person... or a racist.

As we watched Fox News (I could actually stomach it then), I remember fruitlessly trying to convince my dumb Republican friend that it was an awful idea and it was going to turn into our generation’s Vietnam. Let no one ever tell you “Oh we were so fooled back then!” It was always an obviously bad move based on…

Why would anyone ever sleep with Don Jr???

Yeah how DARE she send a couple champagne for their wedding day?! What a monster.

“the Jews do not, in fact, control the weather.”

How do I reach these keeeeeeeds?