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I think nerds and STEM grads who like the show do it because it gives them a certain comfort because, hey, at least they are way more functional that those nitwits.

The dude taught Dame Judy Dench how to play D&D. One of us. One of us.

Also: no one will understand your “food coma” or “food baby.” Black people get That Itis.

The Prayer. This should only take about 30-45 minutes.

Also, to prove how not racist you are, don’t say you’re voting for Ben Carson. It doesn’t mean what you think it means.

Jive ass turkeys get served regardless of whether it is holiday season, cuffing season, Black History month, whatever. Fools get got.

NOAA didn’t want to spook anyone, but their climate predictions revealed that Canada will be a uniform gray waste on Christmas. Snow? Ash? The model couldn’t provide that data. When asked for specifics, the computers started weeping blood and replied, “THE HOUR OF THE WENDIGO IS NIGH. ALL FLESH MUST BE EATEN. POOR

Christmas doesn’t really have anything to do with the birth of Jesus. Its a coopted Pagan winter solstice holiday. In some places, they don’t even do anything really on Dec 25th, but hand out gifts on Jan 6th. Most biblical/historical scholars argue that Jesus was actually born in spring, probably sometime in April.

There are no norms, only Zuul.

Is there a Who Can Be The Worst contest going on that nobody told me about? It would explain sooo much.

There needs to be an on-going segment here called, “Meanwhile, In Canada....” that helps us to keep things in perspective.

If they were really Sikh, they should have just stayed home and rested up anyway.

Mine was a quasi-hookup, but bear with me. These dudes who lived together in a house while attending college were close-knit so they had a “post-Christmas” in February, in one of the dudes’ ranch in the countryside. I was invited by my BFF, one of the dudes’ girlfriends, and I was newly single, so I went. There was

Right after my divorce was final, I traveled back home for Christmas. A few old friends found out that I was in town and wanted to meet up for dinner and drinks.

Not like she has any other options. No education, four (?) kids to take care of, and all the parents (sources of money) won’t let her leave him. I’m not going to call her silly for not having the tools to escape the life they brainwashed her for.

talk about a dark reboot...

BUT WE’RE ALL WHITE!!!

How many public figures from the world of sports do you know who can prompt this kind of discussion? If Curt fucking Schilling can attract attention and debate with his inane Twitter bullshit, why not Kareem?

I will enshrine this move and carry it to my grave if it has a samurai swordfight complete with cheesy jilting one liners between Matthew McConaughey and George Takai. Can you just see it?