Nothing was off the table. They even made fun of eating disorders.

+1,000,000 for the Judy Blume.

Whoa. I wonder if that can translate to a whole bunch of autoimmune disorders. Count me in! #teamhookworms

Bolivian woman learns one weird trick to getting pregnant! Reproductive endocrinologists hate her!

My Monday lunches are going to be so forlorn without BCO. RIP allergic to red and crunchy, to monogrammed thermoses, to free bread, to Gestapo soup....

Do you ever suppose the Republican Muslim Coalition and Log Cabin Republicans hang out? Is it like how the goth kids sometimes used to sit with the theatre kids?

One of my classmates wore a hijab with Batman symbol on it. I used to think that was the epitome of cool, but I don't know, this lady is giving her a hard run for her money and

Stone Cold Steve Austin kicked Trump’s ass.

So my hot-take on this: this is the beginning of the end for Trump as a GOP nominee, he continues to slip in the polls, Carson over takes him. Whether Carson ultimately get the nomination is besides the point, the point is, Trump gets unseated in this race. HOWEVER, rather than give up, in true Trump fashion, he…

Same. Once the football team was involved he was toast.

Ironically by saying,“I can give you an answer, and I’m sure it will be a wrong answer.” Tim Wolfe was 100% correct.

The idea is that veterans will see the green light bulb and realize that someone is thinking of them. And all their problems will be over! Forever!

True story - my mom and grandma have curly hair. My grandma had always gotten shit at jobs for her hair. When she finally got a union job, she wore a straight wig for her entire probationary period (a few months?) ad then the day after her probation was up, she wore her real hair to work and they couldn't say a damn…

I don’t have children, but it is actually in my top ten nightmares that I would have a daughter, and she would want to be a cheerleader or beauty pageant contestant.

I’m so tired of my curly hair not being “nice” or “professional” enough. It’s so ridiculous that curly hair has some kind of weird value attached to it.

It’s a convenient protest. It requires participants to act like a bit more of an asshole during their otherwise uninterrupted day.

Christmas iconography like snowflakes, which were on the cups last year.

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

I’m so glad, for so many reasons, that social media was in like MySpace infancy when I was in high school.

Look, he may not cook as much anymore, but I’ve brought this up before and I’ll bring it up again: the Congo episode of Parts Unknown demonstrates his cooking chops for all time as far as I’m concerned. The dude make Coq au Vin on a rickety boat with no electricity and slaughtered live chickens to do it.