Wait, kids get damaged if they’re in a place where people previously had sex? Be right back, gotta chase the kids of the couch, and the bed, and the bath, aw damn, gotta buy a whole new house. But then someone else probably had sex there too. Is there nowhere that's safe for the children?

Is this appropriate?

Ugh. The irony is: just try telling a Republican that any other education program doesn't work because it's underfunded, and see what he says.

Lakes aplently in Michigan, but we got snoe yesterday and are expecting Thursday to be in the seventies, so climate-wise we're pretty weird. We're also a liberal state, yet we're somehow full of idiots who won't legalize gay marriage.

I see Olive Garden finally got in touch with their Roman roots, in the worst way possible.

I am totally stealing this for everything.

I was T-boned in a major intersection, by a woman who ran through the light a good 15 or so seconds after her light turned red. Her excuse? She wasn't familiar with the area. Had I not been in pain and disoriented at the time I would have thought to ask her what color the stoplights are where she lived.

It's not even a nice looking kitchen.

I'm an atheist. This is not a defensive comment because I feel attacked. This is a reminder that the faith of others is complex, multifaceted, both personal and political, and is intertwined in many different ways with a person's life. It's never as simple as "the church says birth control is a sin and I don't believe…

Next time you feel you can reduce someone's faith into a two sentence post with advice on how that person should interact with it...don't.

I've seen these Riis photos a hundred times, but never realized until now that he'd captured the first TruckNutz.

I feel the same way about the US government having a monopoly on all nuclear weapons.

Well, y'know, black rappers invented the word. And made it pejorative for white people to use it. And I believe the term lynching was coined by Chuck D on Fear of a Black Planet. Nobody'd ever thought of hanging a black man from a tree before that.

Thus are the white boys actually chanting the racist slogan exonerated, while the African-Americans who are disparaged in the chant blamed.

Michelle: "Hey Dub, you see Joe making a beeline for your daughters over there, right?"

"Don't make me get out the pretzels."

I done told you George that my name isn't Condi.

"Well, Mr. President I'm sorry that today isn't what you were expecting and I agree that History will almost certainly remember her as being the most important member of the Scooby Gang but Selma, sir, is the city in Alabama"

"No, George, they're not going to play Sweet Home Alabama."

Is this OK?