My theory is that today’s republicans are yesterday’s burnt out hippies who still retain the idea that, like, the universe has a plan, man. If you don’t force it and just let things happen, everything will turn out ok. Hence, their infatuation with lassez-faire economics, deregulation, small government, etc.

# of girls banged is easily quantifiable. Who gives best head is subjective.

Does anyone else look at the bride and think evil queen/wicked stepmother from Snow White?

Suck it IPA drinkers! Stouts and porters forever!

One thing that always bugged me about the Equalist storyline is that it seemed out of place for the time period it was in. Given all the steampunk Sato-motors technology around, benders should have had much less of an advantage over ordinary folk. If anything, I would think Korra’s world would lead to a John Henry…

Samurai Jack. Mostly because of the film references (especially to Akira Kurosawa’s Yojimbo) the series throws out, and also to be able to appreciate the superb storytelling and downright gorgeous aesthetics.

There’s a prof at Michigan State doing sociological work on this intersectionality (though his name escapes me). Looking at it from an in-group out-group (white or POC) and male female perspective, the heirarchy he came up with was white male, white female, POC female, POC male. His reasoning for ranking things that…

I think real shrines are where it’s at.

Don’t say his name! If you do, you’ll summon him to do another sequel!

Are squids navy guys?

Sounds like it could be Orthodox Judaism, too. Fundamentalist Abrahamic religions have so much in common!

I now have a strange desire to make panko crusted roast potatoes.

But was it monogramed?

You had me at pork fat.

Translation: Tripping balls.

I’d have preferred it if the series had ended with The Devil’s Hands Are Idle Playthings.

The Nigerian anti-vaxers (Boko Haram) have and use guns. You could say they’re more ‘Murican than ‘Murican anti-vaxers in that regard.

How do you go from Happy Gillmore and Billy Madison to The Zohan and Jack and Jill?

To be fair, this shit happens so often that it’s almost impossible to keep track of who killed who, where, and when without a spreadsheet.