I keep hoping that eventually the free-market/supply-side faction and the evangelical/culture wars faction of the GOP split up a la Roosevelt and Taft. Hopefully the Woodrow Wilson in this scenario is more Bernie Sanders than Hilary Clinton.

Not surprising

“If this is the best of all possible worlds, I should very much like to see the others.” Voltaire

You guys know sodomy includes oral sex and bestiality (still legal in some states), not just anal? Also, do lesbians get a pass on this?

They already explored that a bit in Fury Road. After seeing Angharad get killed, Cheedo freaks out and decides she wants to go back to Immortan Joe, hoping he’ll forgive her for trying to escape. She tries to convince the remaining brides to go back as well.

I too was dissapointed in that fight. I was hoping that since Helena didn’t take down anyone at the Castor compount they would make it up with a good Rudy/Helena showdown. I really want to see Helena cut loose at some point.

When I first saw that thing pop out of Nealon’s mouth, I thought he was trying to spit a razor and cut Delphine’s throat. Any guesses as to what the worm/grub might be? Symbiote? Parasite? The mark of infinite wisdom?

Also, does anyone else miss Vick the Dick?

+1 For Birbibliography reference

“...three sheets to the wind...” I’m curious. Please explain.

Too true.

Espirit de escalier

Wang Punch would be a great band name. Dibs!

Starred for the use of “scullery maid”. We need more 19th century British terms in our lexicon.

I’m always amazed by how any put down followed by the Southern phrase “Bless your/his/her/its heart” gets a pass on not being an insult and instead being concern or pity. “That’s such an ugly child, bless its heart.”

What about Ruby Rhod?

Maybe he’s 1/64th Cherokee.

Well, if you would just wear linguini straps like a good girl instead of shameless slut spaghetti straps, you wouldn’t have anything to worry about.

Life in the mitten ain’t so bad. We’ve got tons of great beer and our waters are unsalted and shark free.

So you can wash your hair and baste a turkey at the same time.

I think if enough women’s periods sync up they form a hive mind. Which would probably be really efficient at problem solving.

Right now the GOP is frankenstein’s-monster-esque chimera comprised of theocratic culture warriors (evangelicals), libertarians with some anarchistic leanings (tea party), and pro-business free market trickle down acolytes (fiscal conservatives). It’s anyone’s guess how long the stitching holds together before one of…