3rd Coast is the best coast. Great Lakes 4 Lyf Son! Unsalted and shark free is the way to be!

This reminds me of my time working at a grocery store for about a year. Twice, our freezers broke down, which led to a lot of ice cream being thrown into the garbage compactor. It may likely have been all of it, but I can’t recall for certain. But there were definitely some ice containers that were at worst soft but…

When keeping it real goes right!

Babies and Bustiers, Pretty As Balls, Cleopatricia, “We don’t know how much time she has. But we don’t care.”

That sketch was perfection. There had BETTER be a follow up. I want to see the breakdown when they find out little Amy Merryweather lost.

Ah, thank you. Makes much more sense.

I’ve always suspected something similar. Women are born with all of their eggs, and only have a few hundred thousand of them. Men, on the other hand, can easily have hundreds of millions of sperm in their ejaculate. Much more likely to get a gamete with a mutation when you produce them at a rate of three orders of…

Please explain the “freezin’ peaches” bit. I am intrigued.

But it’s true. That’s why the state takes children away from unwed mothers, widows, and widowers until they remarry a member of the opposite sex.

It’s easy to play Russian Roulette with your health when you’re a French citizen who can trade a few opera shows for a plane ticket back home to nationalized healthcare taxpayer funded healthcare. What about the rest of us schmucks?

Proud to live in a state that has no potential chicken fuckers. We just have lots of amazing beer, the best NHL team in history, and an economy that’s too dependent on the success or failure of The Big Three.

That’s actually what they’re intended for. Those pigeons were brought to America from Europe to be squab.

This. $18,500, but it is so damn cool.

Does anyone know if it’s possible to buy apertifs or specialty liquers in smaller sizes than the regular 750 mL bottle?

Looks like a scallop

My vote for use of a time machine to alter American history would be make John Brown’s raid on Harper’s Ferry successful and go full Django on the south.

I think Texas might be a lost cause at this point. Have y’all thought about moving to a purple state to turn it blue?

Oh, they can. George Washington sent in troops to quell the Whiskey Rebellion. When Grant was President he sent Federal troops into the south to protect blacks when they went to vote. Johnson sent in troops to assist with desegregation in the south about 100 years later. There is plenty of precedent for the Feds to…

I don’t think there’s enough weed in the world to be able to deal with the reality of living in Texas with laws like these.

Take Mississippi and Alabama with you. And the parts of Louisiana that aren’t New Orleans or Cajun country.