10: Weapons With A Mind Of Their Own
You will never convince me this isn't absolutely badass

Life imitates art

"To kill for murder is a punishment incomparably worse than the crime itself. Murder by legal sentence is immeasurably more terrible than murder by brigands... You may lead a soldier out and set him facing the canon in battle and fire at him and he'll still hope; but read a sentence of certain death over him and that…

Is anyone else genuinely surprised by the fact that Spencer's still exists?

Musk is right! It's dangerous and wildly irresponsible to create something you can't completely control at all times. Everyone, STOP MAKING BABIES!

I just realized I misread the problem. There are three children. I'm revising my guess to a set of twins, both age 6 and another child of 1. 6x6x1=36. 6+6+1=13 (assuming the apt # from college is still 13). I'm guessing the redhead is just the older of the twins.

I think the answer is two children aged 4 and 9.
The third clue lets us know there are at least two children (hair color is irrelevant)
As for the second clue, I believe the sum is 13. I am basing this on the number of facets on the doorknob in the picture.
So, we have at least two numbers (X,Y) whose product is 36…

There is no shame in knowing when a comma should be a semi-colon.

I'm imagining some sort of three-legged-potato-sack-race. Sounds like fun.

Lululemon digivolves to... Frufrucherry!

I hate places like this. They make me angwy. Sometimes I just wanna burn them down. Down to da gwound!

God is like Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin. He uses ghost writers.

Maybe they can hook up with the residents of the lost underwater city of Atlanta, drink coke, and mutate into merpeople.

And SC isn't? What does the Palmetto State do?

Yo, Reagan, we'll throw in Alabama and Mississippi if you leave us Miami. Think about it: lots of space, very few Spanish speaking people.

Dibs on the killing sound!

Blah blah 2nd Amendment blah blah Stand Your Grand blah blah Benghazi Ebola

Wouldn't Shougi be more similar to chess than Go?

Health nuts: Don't drink coke! It has acid! The trucks that carry it have warning labels about it! Oh, you're sick? Here, drink this vinegar.