wtf is a dress shop? when in the fuck did i happen upon 1917?

But, is her “heavy cold” getting better?

The Jews of Iran would be very surprised indeed to discover they were dead.

It’s a PUDDING.

My teenage sister does that - she takes instagrams of her polaroids. She wears rugby sweaters and velvet chokers, she knows all the words to *NSYNC songs because it’s cool and ironic. Sometimes I just want to shake her and scream ‘LIVE IN THE NOW, GIRL, THE FUTURE IS GREAT’ but what can you do. Youths.

Bellend describes a whole lot of British health and safety legislation since his Tonyness and John Prescott took over back in the early aughts.

As a retail worker who has been forced to listen to Christmas music five days a week since Black Friday, I dread the thought of people expecting me to listen to them badly sing Christmas music at me while I slowly freeze to death.

Came here to reference this tweet. Glad to see someone beat me to it. I haven’t seen a better or more succinct summation of the issue.

Isn’t there like a theory, black people invent the lingo, it gets co-opted by the gays, then the straight white people get ahold of it and obliterate it? Did I hear that somewhere? Idk anymore. Maybe that was a dream I had. Or an episode of the Simpsons. What day is it?

Thank you. Yes to all of this. It’s been Jess ever since that episode when he showed up and yelled “WHY did you DROP out of YALE?!” at Rory.

I’m not the first to come up with this, but I’m putting my money down on the table. Logan is the MiB. Too many things don’t line up for William, and the more we learn, the more it makes sense for it to be Logan.

The most important thing about Chimamanda Ngoczi Adiche is she works for Boots, and Boots is one of those British things - like the BBC and Waitrose - that you have no idea how you can live without it once you’ve experienced it.

I notice a distinct difference in official US reponse when the terrorists in Europe are Muslim and when they’re Christian.

Yet again, the lines blur between The Thick Of It and actual real life.

The production design is perfection. I really thought I was looking at an old 1960s/70s Hammer Horror film trailer.

None. In fact it’s going to put a YUGE stress on the Secret Service. West wing addressed this in detail with President Elect Santos.

This would be an excellent (and seasonal) feed into a reply of “It’s behind you!” but only about five people with a knowledge of British pantomime traditions would get it.

I laughed even though my hand is even paler

I’ve always wondered how I would have reacted if I had been German when Hitler came to power.

Yep. Jezebel is my warm fuzzy antidote to the horror show that is Facebook. I may have lost it completely with the back and forth “peace love and trump” and “let’s unite” interspersed with the memes mocking all of us who are upset and worried that Trump won.