a friend of mine (male) has a theory that everything bad in the world is caused by men trying to fit something where it either won’t fit, isn’t wanted, or isn’t supposed to go. Wars, rape, economic problems, everything. It kinda does make sense...

I know I’m gonna sound like the asshole who can’t ~have fun~ but smoking and driving is bad, and they should feel bad.

Good Christ. This post is up 15 minutes and nobody posted this?!?

That dog is missing its Buzzy Bee.

I couldn’t tie my shoes until I was almost 7.

If the Zika virus caused erectile dysfunction in men, a vaccine would already be in human trial testing.

He might even date you though, if he weren’t married! Lucky you! I’m sure that took the edge off the demeaning criticism.

True. Where there is a Middle Eastern/Greek population, you will have your lamb.

Situation is very complicated in Australia. I wrote a huge post about why this ad is important to us but i’m still in the GOD DAMN GREYS AFTER 5 YEARS ON JEZEBEL.

Pretty, colorful pens got me through all of my schooling. When I take notes, I draw diagrams and arrows from one idea to another and circles linked with other circles... all done in different colors. When taking a test, all I ever had to do was think about what the page looked like and it would appear in my head like…

This so much! I retain by writing. In college, to study for tests, I’d rewrite my notes over and over. Even now, if I need to remember something, I’ll take a small sheet of paper and write it over and over.

@ Rob Lowe - OH NO HE DIDN’T.

We do always laugh at Americans and their fanny packs.

This poem is always worth posting; “Rape Joke” by Patricia Lockwood.

They really, really are. Same shit that’s lobbed against Venus and Serena.

Wow I had no idea that you were her doctor! But seriously, where did you find this out? The results of the unfair gender testing that she underwent were never released, so I’m quite amazed that you know this!

This is pure, unfair speculation. The results of the testing she underwent were never released. Any reports saying she is XY or has internal testes are bullshit speculation.

I think I love you. CLEARLY this person has never met a Lad On Tour.

As much as I find the Dylann Roofs of this world reprehensible people not worthy of rights or freedoms, I cannot in any conscience support the concept of my government taking a life as punishment. The blood of Roof’s victims are on his hands. We do not need his blood on ours.