I’m pro overalls, but not those! I like the looser ones. These are cute.

Mr. Werner is an A+ dude.

I HAD NO IDEA THIS WAS A THING! *moves to Scotlandia from the UK insantly, expediating the already-begun post-Brexit referendum migration*

My mom used to say: You can only trust Allah. Since that bitch isn't real, don't trust anyone. You're alone.

I really miss The IT Crowd, and wish he was in more stuff!

Yeah, if you’ve had more than 2 seizures, you have epilepsy, by definition. It can definitely be caused or exacerbated by substance abuse.

This story, combined with the fucking shitty comments on the coercive sex/faking orgasm article shared from Gizmodo, is putting me in a really serious #banallmen #burnitalldown mood.

Worse, frankly. Both of them.

Speaking as a middle-aged white person, I find tears from middle-aged white people complaining about reverse-racism really goddamn tedious and infuriating.

HOLY SHIT WHITE PEOPLE, this is really fucking embarrassing. Goddammit.

Off topic:

this woman is a fucking hero.

I like the interview but I’d like to object to the term “Israeli-Arab”, which erases our identities as Palestinians. She says Israeli-Palestinian, which is great, but you said Israeli-Arab in your question so I just thought I’d point that out, hopefully in a way that doesn’t devolve into an internet comment war about…

kid

Dear People Magazine,

He eats like that person we’ve all to share a low-walled cubicle with at work.

WHO ARE ALL OF YOU TERRIFYING PEOPLE WHO WOULD LIE ABOUT HAVING GUNS IN THEIR HOUSE TO PEOPLE WHO ARE WORRIED ABOUT THEIR CHILDREN PLAYING THERE??? This is seriously the most fucking insane thing I have ever heard. What is WRONG with you??? Why is your love for guns more important than allowing those who dislike guns…

My feelings on Scottish independence have done a complete 180 in the last 12 hours, which may be the fastest reversal I’ve ever managed.

YES! Let's all go!