I think what’s most notable about last night is that just 10-15 years ago, none of these hits would have been illegal, and they would have all been featured in a JACKED UP! segment to belly laughs. DURRRR HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW WHERE HE IS, BOOMER!

Is there a sign on my garage that says “Dead Klingon Storage”?

Ah, of the Newport Shitfuckers?

I’m not sure Chuck understands how the economy works. When you spend money on booze, women, and movies, it tends to get spent again, often quickly, by people that have jobs in booze, women, and movies, then again, then again. This is actually good!

I’ve run out of ways to say I hate this man. I hate this man.

You’re reading the remarks of a person intelligent enough to recognize when a situation is complex and morally unclear. He argues both sides of the coin and the overall scenario is put forward as complex, and uncertain - all of which is true. It was well handled in the hospital too - they had a dilemma, took the…

1) Bowman is a bioethicist, not a doctor.

“Our next caller is Andrew from Tennessee. What’s on your mind, Andrew?”

Great post/username synergy

Yeah I am weirdly impressed by her. Wouldn’t pass up an opportunity to push her into an active volcano, but impressed nonetheless.

Bonus points for anyone that happens to know who’s portrait adorns this particular room and perhaps was hanging right behind Donald Trump’s big dumb fucking head

I think installing Sanders as spokesperson may be Trump’s most actually legitimately genius move. She is such a clod, her whole manner is so insultingly dumb, she says such infuriatingly awful things, all the time, but because she’s a woman, and because she stays deadly calm while spinning Trump’s lies she doesn’t…

If anyone can sympathize with trainwreck movies with awful reviews, it’s Adam Sandler.

The diaphragm is the main muscle involved in breathing. I think you may be thinking of the birth control device, which is not what Jennifer Lawrence tore.

“How would you like to publicly discuss your bad promo tour on a trainwreck of a movie that led to a painful break-up?”

I’m genuinely confused how you got that out of my comment.

People were too busy shouting “YAAAASSSS QWEEN” and calling people Bernie Bros to realize that an astonishing number of people who don’t live in NYC or California hate Hillary the way most people hate fire ants.

‘also had a fight with his ex-girlfriend’ - way to underplay the battery conviction he got for beating the shit out of the woman. But hey, he didn’t rape her so kudos.

Huge miss steak

It’s true that one of the refs called it correctly.