The group of people is easily identifiable by their red hats.

“Underworld”

We are talking about the GOP here.

What did Chicago do now?

I read your story about the “Greatest City On Earth” embarrassing itself, but I guess I missed the point because I didn’t see one word about New Orleans.

Yes, that was an excellent plan. Enroll in the military, get yourself killed in action, just so that Lord Buttface will say something stupid to your wife. I would try a setup like that only I’m not that psychic.

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

He only likes soldiers that don’t get killed.

I would have thought the article made no sense. I mean Obama’s oldest daughter wasn’t even born yet when Cobain died. Now we are supposed to believe a baby dyed her hair blue? The whole story would fall apart.

Dolphins fans are hoping it’s Jay Cutler

Well, it is a bit of a stretch, but there’s the part about a billionaire white “owner” reacting so petulantly to the free agency of his employee, as though Lebron owed him anything beyond the contract he had already honored.

An amazing, little tidbit.

A neat fact:

I haven’t seen an orangeman cause this much chaos for the national scene since every day this year.

This is what happens when you go to a university to play school, not sports.

He would most likely make you buy him several dinners first.

Yeah what’s up with her reacting to this, it was 20 years ago, stop being on fire about being sexually assaulted Rose! 20 years means you can’t be angry now!!

Here come the mansplainers to mansplain mansplaining to us.

A take dumb enough that it can only come from a trump supporter.