“Only snobby east coast elitists are literate anyway!”

the guy does have four kids. If he gets more from Kraft

Jeff Fisher: “Hey, it’s Jeff; thanks for the call. You can reach me on my office phone tonight from 7-9pm. Thanks! Bye.”

Who needs libraries when you got ya programs, getcha programs rightcheeya!

To be fair, reading is for nerds. Didn’t even read this article, for I am not a nerd.

Personal I want to know what the bathroom situation is on the Falcon because I can’t imagine a worse hell then sharing a bathroom with a Wookie

Finally a chance to throw batteries at someone’s head out of joy instead of anger.

“I CAME HERE JUST TO TELL EVERYONE I STOPPED WATCHING SNL FIVE WHOLE YEARS AGO EVEN THOUGH I CLEARLY DIDN’T.”

Do you use your face or your personality for birth control? They both seem to be working, but since you are a sad, desperate, lonely person, I wanted to clarify.

So edgy! Take so hot!

Did Bettis get three yards on that carry? Which I believe is one more than his career average.

I also hope that I am well thought of in my home town even after I help murder someone and destroy evidence. For all my faults- like that time I helped murder someone and destroy evidence- I feel like I have contributed a lot of positive speeches and tackles.

Yo tambien soy Latino. I also don’t know a single Latino or Latina who uses the absurd “Latinx.” My relatives in Mexico think it’s crazy gringo bullshit.

Thank you. It’s presumptuous, linguistic imperialism, and fucking grating. Also - have they updated their style guide to exclusively use “ze” and other gender neutral pronouns in all stories? Are they going to start spelling “women” as “womyn”? No? So it’s just Spanish that’s getting mangled? I’m a liberal. I support…

Latinx is just so jarring to me as a Spanish speaker Latino. How the hell do you pronounce that in Spanish? Latin-equis?

That is what I say every fucking time, use Latin, you are speaking English, do not police a language that is not yours.

As a white, christian, straight, male, let me tell you why you’re wrong and how this term is necessary to provide dignity to the Latinx population and let me help you become actually woke . . . After all, my brother in law is from El Salvador, and my ex-brother-in-law is from Mexico, so I would know best (although…

It was totally invented by white people, for white people to be able to white knight.

I’m dying over “woque.”