Dolphins and Buccaneers both excel in water. Let them play

Godspeed, Sean Spicer. You leave behind big suits to fill!

Yes, and when they left office they left the gifts behind. Chances of Trump doing that?

But but but, someone else did it too!
-Not a valid excuse for your mother shouldn’t be a valid excuse to the citizens of the United States.

He is a human shit stain who lives for the praise of other shit stains.

Someone said once that Trump is every Disney villain ever. It is deeply disturbing that we have somewhere between 20 to 30 percent of people living in this country who have a moral compass so warped that they have completely distorted the very notion of basic good and bad they learned in kindergarten.

So Trump’s version of kicking “bad guys” out of the country is to remove protections for dreamers who contributed 2 billion annually in taxes, have an employment rate of 91%, and have no criminal record?

This untested kid shouldn’t be their quarterback right now. They had DeAndre Johnson, who was thr9wn off the team for hitting a girl in a bar and I think is with Kiffin at FAU now) and Malik Henry transferred because he got tired of sitting. I would rather direct snap to Cam Akers (who played some QB in HS) than let…

It’s the other ways of getting crabs that I’d be more worried about.

Reminds me of a joke I heard which went like this:
Q: What do you get if you drive through Tallahassee real slow?
A: A degree from Florida State

Given all this free time as an FSU quarterback, I hope that Deondre Francois is allergic to shellfish.  

Good grief — Two of my teammates and I hated it every time one of my teammates thanked Jeebus for helping him score a TD. Should I have called them out?

Got it. Kneel for an anthem: “Don’t bother putting on my uniform”

Get DUIs, beat up women, kill people: “Welcome to the team, you have respected the squad and conducted yourself predictably.”
Get fucked.

Good thing he’s got that FSU education to fall back on instead of a multi-million dollar pro contract. Should help ease the pain a little bit.

I once thought all hits in football were intentional, but I guess this proves they are accidentally tackling each other. Now this brain-damage-inducing sport makes sense.

Correction: Kaep would start in Denver

...departed Earth just a few days after Donald Trump was elected president...

It also requires a subtlely racist open letter to the local newspaper.

Howard U stayed at the same hotel as my wife and I this weekend in LV and we ran into several players in the elevators. Could not have been a nicer, more courteous group of young men. Congrats, Bison, you deserve it.

I can’t decide if this is a feel-good story or not until I find out if Newton dabbed orotherwise danced.